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Post by Liquid Ninja » Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:04 pm

Zeo in that other color kind of looked like a sprite form of Psycho Mantis...well to me he did...but damn why did Sephy had to show me this! My IQ hurts and my moral and me making a comic is now low...


and I can't stop laughing everytime! damn you sephy!
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Post by Drshnaps » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:03 am

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Edit: Hey, since when do we have censors in this forum?
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Post by Angel Keeper » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:09 am

A long, long time now. You never noticed?
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Post by Sephy » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:25 am

You set the censor. I bitch about it all the time.
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Post by Zall » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:39 am

Wait, shnaps' post wasn't censored...
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Post by Sephy » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:06 am

That's because I just removed the censor filter.
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Post by Lyarnos » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:37 am

You mean I can say fuck whenever I want now? HURRAY!

Sephy, you're like Jesus Christ and Satan rolled up into one happy fun ball.
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Post by The_newbie » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:46 am

... wow thats an oxymoron and a half, any about this comic... this is a ression why sprite comics sometimes gets a bad name for it selves (is it them selves or it selves)

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Post by Drshnaps » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:52 am

I agree. There are so many bad comics out there just like this that massively outwiegh the good ones, and the result is people start seeing this as a stereotype about sprite comics in general.
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Post by Comic Kid » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:41 pm

According to STC (Screw These Comics) This comic is the second worst webcomic, losing to the worst, Darth Sonic.

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Post by Tigt » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:19 pm

According to me, it's awesome. Bahaha...
Er, um, anyway...
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Post by Sephy » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:40 pm

Lyarnos wrote:(...)Sephy, you're like Jesus Christ and Satan rolled up into one happy fun ball.


Aww, thanks! That's one of the nicest things people ever said about me! ^^

Stc can go screw themselves. Here's my review.

Sprites - 9/10
PRO: The sprites are horribly ripped from BnG, often distorted and screwed up in all aspects. And let's not forget the piece of resistance! Inverted colors!
CON: Not enough cliché'd sprites.

Backgrounds - 10/10
PRO: The backgrounds are so fucked up that it makes the comic hilarious. No one could make crappier backgrounds even if they tried. They're so bad they're terrific at being bad.
CON: None.

Story - 10
PRO: Zeo going Super Sayan and killing people for no reason. Oh, where did Zero came from? And what the fuck are those villans doing? Porn movies have a better plot than this! It's so bad that it becomes art.
CON: None. Not even Picasso could make something more nonsensical.

Special Effects - 10
PRO: Zero shooting copy-pasted laser beams = WIN.
CON: None. Don't argue with contemporary art.

Characters - 10
PRO: Cliché'd characters! Recolors! Characters with inverted colors! Try beating such crapiness!
CON: None!

Humor - 20/10
PRO: Made me laugh almost as much as seeing the Big Rigs video.
CON: None. Perfect. Brilliant. Deserves an Oscar, an Emmy and a Grammy.

Spelling - 7
PRO: Crappy spelling adds to humor.
CON: Not enough spelling mistakes. No AIM speak. No 1337 Speak.

Popularity - 4
PRO: STC made it *kinda* famous...
CON: I'm the only person who finds it funny... And Cala. And maybe Ly.
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Post by Shonikado » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:50 pm

It's so crappy it's funny!
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Post by Alastair Chronos » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:25 pm

Shonikado wrote:It's so crappy it's funny!

*headdesk*
This is lulz. God, this reminds me of my friend's sprite comics. Though this comic doesn't have retina burning light blue and neon green backgrounds. Though the JPG format makes up for it.
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Post by Drshnaps » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:35 pm

Why the hell did you just revive the very last topic in this forum?

You are so getting struck for this.
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