Hyper Hominid Gunned wrote:WARNING: I suggest you don't read if you can't stand trolls, not for the emotionally-weak.
1) Its fun to harrass others to get instant lulz.
2) No really, we're just trying to help you with our point of view in a crude way!
3) Some just have it coming...
4) Its to easy to get away with on other sites.
5) By being a troll, you really have a lot of POWAH behind the monitor.
6) The internetz wouldn't be in much shape if we trolls weren't there to straighten it out
7) Family issues can sometimes be a main cause!?
and finally...

What better to do when your too bored.
Oh wow, emotionally weak, right that makes...perfect sense.
1) It's not fun for the other person.
2) If you were a true troll, you'd know that trolls almost
never actually help a person. You just nitpick for no reason other than because you can.
3) They do, but not from you.
4) Oh so just because you can get away with it that automatically makes it right?
5) Dude, if that really feels like power, then you seriously may need to get away from the internet. The power to tear people down is not the type of power that will ever get you anywhere and it backfires very quickly.
6) If by "straighten it out" you mean "fuck it up" then yes.
7) Then talk about those issues, don't perpetuate your feelings on others. How would you like it if they did it to you?
8 ) Uh well, there's:
-Get a job
-Read a book
-Actually make internet friends
-Comment nicely
-Ponder life's mysteries
-Play a game
-Call a friend
-Date
-Create a webcomic
-Eat something
-Go outside
-Sleep
-Bond with your parents
-Go see a movie
-Call someone you haven't talked to in a while
-Go to the mall and/or buy something
-Research something important
-Do something nice for somebody
-Do something nice for somebody on the internet
-Listen to music
-Download music
-Write music
-Sing a song
-Watch television
-Find another more constructive hobby
And that's just off the top of my head.
Seriously are you trolling
right now?