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Yer Inner Troll

Post by Hyper Hominid Gunned » Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:50 pm

WARNING: I suggest you don't read if you can't stand trolls, not for the emotionally-weak.

It's redundent to ask, everyone here on DSP Forum has to have an inner troll on other sites, but why do we do it?

1) Its fun to harrass others to get instant lulz.
2) No really, we're just trying to help you with our point of view in a crude way!
3) Some just have it coming...
4) Its to easy to get away with on other sites.
5) By being a troll, you really have a lot of POWAH behind the monitor.
6) The internetz wouldn't be in much shape if we trolls weren't there to straighten it out
7) Family issues can sometimes be a main cause!?
and finally...
8) What better to do when your too bored.

Yes, I'm actually a troll, but I don't troll here, I troll elsewhere, somewhere thats just to open to go trollin about, where you may ask here -->http://www.deviantart.com/

So if youse a troll and Iz a troll share your interwebz trollin moments of glory right here, right now!
Just say rape and the ladies will run.... MAKE HASTE AND CHASE YO!

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Re: Yer Inner Troll

Post by Tigt » Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:26 pm

Because I can be an idiot and get away with it? I wouldn't call any of my attempts at pissing people off glorious though.
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Re: Yer Inner Troll

Post by Enterim » Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:31 pm

You're why the internet is terrible and has such a stigma.
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Re: Yer Inner Troll

Post by Afrohawkman » Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:10 pm

Hyper Hominid Gunned wrote:WARNING: I suggest you don't read if you can't stand trolls, not for the emotionally-weak.

1) Its fun to harrass others to get instant lulz.
2) No really, we're just trying to help you with our point of view in a crude way!
3) Some just have it coming...
4) Its to easy to get away with on other sites.
5) By being a troll, you really have a lot of POWAH behind the monitor.
6) The internetz wouldn't be in much shape if we trolls weren't there to straighten it out
7) Family issues can sometimes be a main cause!?
and finally...
8) What better to do when your too bored.
Oh wow, emotionally weak, right that makes...perfect sense.

1) It's not fun for the other person.
2) If you were a true troll, you'd know that trolls almost never actually help a person. You just nitpick for no reason other than because you can.
3) They do, but not from you.
4) Oh so just because you can get away with it that automatically makes it right?
5) Dude, if that really feels like power, then you seriously may need to get away from the internet. The power to tear people down is not the type of power that will ever get you anywhere and it backfires very quickly.
6) If by "straighten it out" you mean "fuck it up" then yes.
7) Then talk about those issues, don't perpetuate your feelings on others. How would you like it if they did it to you?
8 ) Uh well, there's:
-Get a job
-Read a book
-Actually make internet friends
-Comment nicely
-Ponder life's mysteries
-Play a game
-Call a friend
-Date
-Create a webcomic
-Eat something
-Go outside
-Sleep
-Bond with your parents
-Go see a movie
-Call someone you haven't talked to in a while
-Go to the mall and/or buy something
-Research something important
-Do something nice for somebody
-Do something nice for somebody on the internet
-Listen to music
-Download music
-Write music
-Sing a song
-Watch television
-Find another more constructive hobby

And that's just off the top of my head.

Seriously are you trolling right now?
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Re: Yer Inner Troll

Post by Hyper Hominid Gunned » Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:13 pm

Enterim wrote:You're why the internet is terrible and has such a stigma.
Thank you very much Enterim.
Afrohawkman wrote:Seriously are you trolling right now?
No.
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Re: Yer Inner Troll

Post by Lyarnos » Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:14 pm

Why would we go somewhere else when we can just troll here?
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Re: Yer Inner Troll

Post by Hyper Hominid Gunned » Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:30 pm

Cause even on DA there's assmunchers that are really to much of a hardcore fan Lyarnos.
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Re: Yer Inner Troll

Post by Lyarnos » Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:37 pm

Hardcore fans of what exactly?
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Re: Yer Inner Troll

Post by Hyper Hominid Gunned » Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:43 pm

The List
-Mary sue inserts with videogame characters
-Inflation art
-Bondage
-Weirdass fetitshes
-FURRIES
-Transformation
-Meme Overuse
-Mad obessions, etc.
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Re: Yer Inner Troll

Post by Lyarnos » Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:55 pm

Did they kill your dog or something?
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Re: Yer Inner Troll

Post by Sephy » Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:08 pm

You kids are the reason why messing with people on the Internet is no longer fun. You've ruined it completely. Do you even know what trolling is?
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Re: Yer Inner Troll

Post by Hyper Hominid Gunned » Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:51 pm

Lyarnos wrote:Did they kill your dog or something?
No, my dog actually strangled itself, which was sad. But no its not about that.
Sephy wrote:You kids are the reason why messing with people on the Internet is no longer fun. You've ruined it completely. Do you even know what trolling is?
From the main source http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Troll
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Re: Yer Inner Troll

Post by Afrohawkman » Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:40 pm

Hyper Hominid Gunned wrote:
Sephy wrote:You kids are the reason why messing with people on the Internet is no longer fun. You've ruined it completely. Do you even know what trolling is?
From the main source http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Troll
Yeah you wouldn't last 5 seconds on 4chan if you can't even figure out how to troll without using ED.
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Re: Yer Inner Troll

Post by Enterim » Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:00 pm

Encyclopedia Dramatica is everything that's wrong with the internet.
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Re: Yer Inner Troll

Post by Tigt » Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:14 pm

Mind you, that is precisely why it is a valuable resource; it's like the DSM.

Wasn't there a New York Times magazine article about trolling a bit ago? I remember reading about a particular scheme that involved sending visitors to an epilepsy community websites to bright flashing colors.

That's terrible. If the Internet could inflict wounds on people, http://www.catoninetails.com (EDIT: Holy shit that's an actual site. Uh, don't click on that. Try www.thousandsofrazorbladesfromyourmonitor.org) would be the new
rickroll.
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