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 Post subject: Justin Bieber's hair
PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 11:42 pm 
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This has been driving me insane ever since I found out who this kid was.

What is the deal with his hair? Either he has a forehead that would make Joss Whedon weep in shame or he's actually made enough money at this point that he is paying a wizard to levitate his hair several inches above his head at all times.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Bieber's hair
PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 12:07 am 
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Also it kind of looks like he stole a bird's nest and is wearing it upside-down on his head, but that's neither here nor there.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Bieber's hair
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Somewhat unrelated, but this makes me giggle.

(I'm not sure if that video shows up, so here's the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75nDvFSHCBc )

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Bieber's hair
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Holy shit Ly. I can't unsee it now.

Anyway, what's up with this kid? I had never heard about him until I started seeing all the hype about him on Twitter.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Bieber's hair
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Some girl on my facebook has been squawking about him for the last year or so, so she apparently knew him before the hype explosion. I find her annoying and him too by association.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Bieber's hair
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Also:


WE DON'T SAY THAT IN AMERICA

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Bieber's hair
PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 3:00 pm 
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I posted that. Like, right before you.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Bieber's hair
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WELL, YOU'RE A NIGGER WHO CAN'T USE YOUTUBE BBCODE TAGS

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Bieber's hair
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WELL MAYBE IF THERE WERE INSTRUCTIONS

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Bieber's hair
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Sephy wrote:
WELL, YOU'RE A NIGGER WHO CAN'T USE YOUTUBE BBCODE TAGS

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Bieber's hair
PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 9:31 pm 
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Yeah...

"We don't say that in America."

Damn straight. To American ears, your neanderthal Kiwi-speak just sounds like a series of farts and squawks. Bieber should be sainted for having the patience to sit through such an interview, let alone setting foot in such a backwards country.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Bieber's hair
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For your enjoyment.

Also, no, I have no idea what's going on with his hair. Or his face; half of the time I see him I have to wonder if he's male, older than twelve, and/or actually human. This kid is kind of creepy, really.


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 Post subject: Re: Justin Bieber's hair
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I just have this feeling that if somebody shaved his head, he would look like if Joss Whedon and Ellen Page bore offspring.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Bieber's hair
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Blowdrier + volumizing gel = Bieber hair.

I know, I once was given this hairstyle after getting my hair cut. I immediately dumped my head into a bucket of water.

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Ahhhhhhh!

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