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Re: Dick and Assholes

Post by King Guacamole » Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:13 pm

DID SOMEBODY MENTION ANIMANIACS IN THIS TOPIC?

THIS TOPIC IS NOW ABOUT ANIMANIACS.

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Re: Dick and Assholes

Post by Tyjet » Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:23 pm

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Re: Dick and Assholes

Post by E-Man » Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:59 pm

King Guacamole wrote:DID SOMEBODY MENTION ANIMANIACS IN THIS TOPIC?

THIS TOPIC IS NOW ABOUT ANIMANIACS.


Now there's a good change of subject! I don't know how the other forum members are going to like it when you changed the subject from something they liked, KG, but still... Nothing is wilder than the Animaniacs themselves!
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Re: Dick and Assholes

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Re: Dick and Assholes

Post by Kojiro » Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:21 pm

Also this.

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Re: Dick and Assholes

Post by Lyarnos » Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:47 pm

http://www.ksdk.com/news/national/story ... yid=195855
Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors

Tempe, AZ -- A dead tree is creating quite a stir in one neighborhood in Tempe these days. Neighbors say the carved woodwork went up in the backyard of a home in the 2000 block of E. Dunbar a few weeks ago.

"They carved it, all by themselves it looks like," said Susan Wood, who lives nearby.

"I'm a little bit speechless," said Wood. "A little bit funny but probably something that needs to be taken down."

"I'm thinking it looks a little phallic," said Tim Sunday who was driving by.

"It's 8 feet tall," said Aaron Freidman who walks his dog by the carved object daily, " It's a big tree that was carved into a male phallus."

The City of Tempe received at least one anonymous complaint about the carved tree last week. The owner was issued a violation notice for having a dead tree, said Jeff Tamulevich, code compliance administrator for the City of Tempe.

"The violation was served," said Tamulevich.

Neighbors say the tree was dead and unattractive, before it was carved up. The wood now peaks over the side of a cement wall in the owner's backyard where it is visible to people walking by.

The homeowner was not available for comment right away.

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Okay guys, own up... whose house is that?
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Re: Dick and Assholes

Post by Barlak » Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:19 pm

How do you find all this stuff?
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Re: Dick and Assholes

Post by Lyarnos » Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:27 pm

The news story was in my news feed.

The more important question is, who carves a dead tree into a dick? I mean, besides Druids.
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Re: Dick and Assholes

Post by Enterim » Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:05 pm

*hone up
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Re: Dick and Assholes

Post by Lyarnos » Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:48 pm

*bone up


Yeah, that was an easy opening. But this is also the most mature and sophisticated thread on the forum, so whatever.
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Re: Dick and Assholes

Post by Tyjet » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:10 am

Hate you, Ly.
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Re: Dick and Assholes

Post by Afrohawkman » Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:38 am

Alright that was just disturbing.
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Re: Dick and Assholes

Post by Lyarnos » Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:19 pm

In the immortal words of Quentin Tarantino: "Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!"
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Re: Dick and Assholes

Post by Zall » Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:46 pm

Oy.
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Re: Dick and Assholes

Post by Pandora » Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:23 am

You see, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.

Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna' fuck around all the time without thinking it through. But then you've got your assholes, and all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.

So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Pussies may think that they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit they become assholes themselves.

So if pussies didn't have dicks to fuck assholes, you know what you'd get?

You'd get your dicks and your pussies all covered in shit.
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