Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by KP » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:32 pm

Ford that bitch.

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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by Sephy » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:54 pm

WHY THE FUCK DO WE KEEP CROSSING THE SAME RIVER WHO MADE THIS TRAIL

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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by Tyro » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:33 pm

Ford that all the way.
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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by Lyarnos » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:40 pm

Kojiro wrote:Bah. BAH, I say! You call that a river? That's barely a creek! You couldn't drown a cat in this water!

Throw Pappy in.
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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by T.S. the Cat » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:12 pm

Ford using Pappy!
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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by DarkOverord » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:46 am

Sail across on pappy
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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by Kojiro » Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:51 pm

Straight ahead; if we can't make it across this "river", we aren't worthy of even trying to go west! Onward!

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Wait, we made it? Huh. I was expecting something to happen, just to... Alright, let's keep going, before the wagon spontaneously combusts again.

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Quicksand? We can't, like, ford it, can we? Damn, need to think of something else.

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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by Lyarnos » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:08 pm

Get Advice, just because I want to see what they suggest, then put the weakest animal up front.
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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by Sol Gill » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:12 pm

Do what Ly said only, throw Pappy in to see how deep it is after getting information.
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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by Enterim » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:16 pm

Oh, you guys are reeeeeal funny. Why don't we CONTINUE LIKE NOWISH.with any luck you'll all die
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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by Dr.Monkey » Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:07 pm

Put weakest Animal in front.

Which happens to be Pappy.
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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by Afrohawkman » Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:41 pm

Wait for conditions to improve. All these pappy jokes are creating a horrible morale.
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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by Drshnaps » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:06 pm

Quicksand isn't actually that dangerous in real life, although I doubt the game designers care about that. A cow falling into quicksand would probably be doomed as it would no doubt struggle to escape instead of remaining calm. Therefore putting the stupidest weakest animal in front is probably the best option.

Waiting for conditions to improve is just stupid. Quicksand doesn't just go away. It could last for days, or even weeks.
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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by Enterim » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:48 pm

[Jer, the goal of the Let's Play is to die in hilarious ways. We're not supposed to make logically informed decisions.]
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Re: Let's f@*&ing go WEST! (Oregon Trail II Let's Play)

Post by Drshnaps » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:51 pm

I disagree with that statement. People's decisions have been pretty well informed so far.
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