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Cauldron of Lies
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:07 am 
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I'd call upon my wisest advisers, but Keeirby died and Eldred hasn't done anything since he had that concussion (and rarely acted before that; I sometimes forget about him), so instead I'll ask the idiot squad for assistance.

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So, the longer we stay on the sand, the more likely we are to get across safely? Brilliant. You're a genius.

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Oh God you're worse than the guy with the guitar. Listen, I don't take advice from people whose family trees are more tangled than the Gordian Knot.

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...I can't do it. I just can't bring myself to make fun of the retarded man. Madotsuki, help me find this man's keeper; I think he wandered off while they were busy, and they're probably worried sick.



After much deliberation (three seconds worth, in fact), I just decided to put the weakest animal up front. I have no idea how this was supposed to help, but I suppose if it falls in then we can stop and safe the rest. Apparently this ox is working like the metaphorical canary.

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Alright, there's no ice and that sure as Hell isn't a spring. I have no idea what a "slough" is but you've already missed two out of three.

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This hill is barely taller than I am, and yet it fills me with dread. Someone explain the meaning of this to me.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:02 pm 
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Fuuuuuuuuuuck...

Do we have any ropes or chains? Use them.

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lives the sad truth like anyone else. The only difference is he files a report on it." ~Naked Lunch


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:32 pm 
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Wait for now. We're tiiiiiiiiireeeed.

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I think this concludes the Pirates vs Ninjas debate. How many legitimate ninjas are left in the world and do they pose ANY threat at all?
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If you knew, they'd be bad ninjas.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:58 pm 
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Lighten the wagon load.

Throw pappy out.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:42 pm 
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Ropes and chains.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:51 am 
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The hills only get steeper from here, so before roping our way up, we should choose what to leave behind before gravity decides for us. Sooner or later, a wagon's gonna tip, and you don't wanna be surprised later over something we desperately need but was passed over as part of "various other items."

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:23 pm 
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KEEP GOING

IF YOU DECIDE TO REST I WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:19 pm 
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PRESS ONWARD!

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