Hottest VG character

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Post by slapshot » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:52 pm

why does it keep writing it instead of eye(as in the letter duh)?
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Post by Sono Ketsuraku Rinku » Thu May 03, 2007 6:47 pm

Since I am forced to be witty and clever, I have to type a male characters name and explain how good looking and sexy he is.

CAPS LOCK included.

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Post by Tyro » Thu May 03, 2007 8:27 pm

Sono Ketsuraku Rinku wrote:Since I am forced to be witty and clever, I have to type a male characters name and explain how good looking and sexy he is.

CAPS LOCK included.


No, you don't have to do that. Flake can.
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Post by slapshot » Sun May 06, 2007 11:12 am

NO WHAY DID YOU BRING THIS BACK!!!!!11!!!ONE!!!1
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Post by Angel Keeper » Sun May 06, 2007 11:35 am

What the fuck? What the hell are you spazzing about?
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Post by Rose » Mon May 07, 2007 9:55 am

You want hot male? I think I'm more qualified to speak on that. There's Link, to start with. Ok, he's more cute than hot. Cute in a "aww" kinda way as a kid, and cute in a "ooh" kinda way as an adult. It's the big eyes. And the mastersword. Swords always help (and if you think I'm talking about something other than cold steel, then you're sick--anyway, I have seen what happens when you get the camera stuck in Link in OoT. He hasn't got anything under those shorts. Literally. The legs aren't even connected to the body).

I can probably think of a lot of other ones if I want. I think Raphael in Soul Calibur II is hot, for instance (see again, sword).

Although if I had to claim a video game crush, it'd be Edgar (KQs IV and VII). I don't think I've ever seen him wield a sword, but he's so wuveable and pitiful, he just needs someone to cuddle him, and I will happily volunteer, since Rosella's not doing the job properly. He's not really that handsome, despite what Rosella says, but you still just wanna cuddle him. Oh, oh, and he has a cape. Mmmmm, cape. (although then we start bringing in whatsisname the dead guy in the desert in KQVII, who is rather alluring in a kind of Tim Burton way). And I was traumatized for days when I learned you can actually kill him. I went around whining "But Edgar! Edgaaar!" for like three days.

Edgar gets my vote.
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Post by Lyarnos » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:05 pm

There are many interesting time capsules on these forums.

This one is my new favorite.
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Post by Afrohawkman » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:22 pm

There used to be a lot of women here. What happened to that?

Hell there was even a Daisy fan. We could've gotten along.
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Post by Lyarnos » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:37 pm

Yeah, but half of them were crazy.

I concur with Past Tigt and Past Mirari though: Pyramid Head is one sexy devil.

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Oh I would.
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Post by Lyarnos » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:44 pm

Also damn Rose saying Link and his tiny lady feet are hot.
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Post by King Guacamole » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:56 pm

Rose was made of deep fried home grown crazypants, if memory serves. If that makes you feel better.

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Post by Zall » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:24 pm

I really want to see what Rose and Mouse's parents look like.
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Post by Lyarnos » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:30 pm

Keb was also part of their family circle, as memory serves.

I don't remember lord tacos at all, but at least now I know that Midna is considered hot(?).

[EDIT] But let's face it: people like video game characters that way. Why else would they design them the way they do?
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Post by Tyjet » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:53 pm

I'm afraid of looking through this thread in fear of something my younger, stupid self might have posted.
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Post by Afrohawkman » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:01 pm

Y'know, I do have to wonder which Midna he's talking about. I mean there's imp one and then there's adult one. There's rule 34 for both so it's really hard to tell what he really meant. If he meant adult, eh, nothing wrong with that.

If he meant imp Midna, oh dear lord...
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