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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Firebird » Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:35 pm

[22:33] <Tigt> is small titty porn actually banned, TI?
[22:33] <TerminILL> do I look like the sort of person who goes around checking
[22:33] <Tigt> uh
[22:33] <Tigt> a little?
[22:34] <TerminILL> why do I give that impression
[22:35] <Tigt> I figured that some of your videos would have to be deleted
Oh hey, a double post.

EDIT: IT GOT BETTER
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Nanoko » Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:47 pm

<Jer> man if I were in the pokemon world I would totally have a ditto as a sex toy
Maybe I'm feel so weight and bigger

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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Tigt » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:22 am

<Jer> I'm bored
<Jer> Shonikado what are you doing
<Jer> is it something suspicious
<Shonikado> I am fucking YOUR mother for a change!
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Post by Drshnaps » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:24 am

Nanoko wrote:<Jer> man if I were in the pokemon world I would totally have a ditto as a sex toy
You're just jealous because I thought of it first.
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Angel Keeper » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:49 am

The worst thing isn't the fact that you thought of it first. It's that we know you didn't.
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Firebird » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:36 pm

[20:34] <BillyTheBot> mmm Cuntboy
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by King Guacamole » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:29 pm

Arson-> Tigt: I found a bear deck. http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/ ... /Bears.dec
<Tigt> What's a .dec?
<Tigt> Or rather, I know what it is but
<Tigt> What opens it?
<Tigt> oh wait never mind
<Arson-> I dunno. It's just a link, not a download.
<Tigt> "Grizzly Fate" is one of my favorite names of all time
<Arson-> It kinda makes me wanna build a Squirrel deck.
<Tigt> Man, they're all like, exactly the same
<Arson-> Yes they are.
<Tigt> What's up with WotC and printing identical bears
<Arson-> I dunno
<Arson-> They like bears, I guess.
<Arson-> Specifically, 2/2 vanilla bears for 1G.
<Tigt> Well, I'd play it if only to make "unbearable" puns the ENTIRE TIME
<Arson-> Well supposedly, it's actually very good.
<King_Guacamole> Runeclaw Bear is AWESOME
<Tigt> It looks very straightforward which I appreciate
<King_Guacamole> Bear with me for a second
<Tigt> some of the combinations make my head spin
<King_Guacamole> But I mean, it's a barebones card yes
<Tigt> KG: I fully subscribe to your thoughts
<King_Guacamole> I can barely believe this is the first I've seen this deck
<King_Guacamole> Of course, I don't play MtG, bear that in mind
<King_Guacamole> And I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news, but I find it only slightly inaccessible
<Tigt> Do you not play with card sleeves, or do you not play with bare cards?
<King_Guacamole> But I can barely contain myself when I see things like a Runeclaw Bear
<King_Guacamole> I'm a grizzled veteran of collectible card games, you could say, but I prefer my cards to be bare
<Tigt> You have quite a cross to bear.
<King_Guacamole> The weight is sometimes unbearable!
<Tigt> I feel like your forebears would disapprove of such weakness.
<Tigt> But pardon me for being overbearing.
<King_Guacamole> Not at all, your comment only gave me momentary pause
<Tigt> In my opinion, that deck should be called Bear Cabaret
<King_Guacamole> I second that opinion /wholly/
<King_Guacamole> In case you didn't catch it - Momentary /paws/
<King_Guacamole> get it
<Tigt> Yeah, I got it
<King_Guacamole> I'm surprised we went that long, honestly
<Tigt> But it was sort of, you know
<Tigt> A threadbare pun.
<King_Guacamole> I felt it was sort of a Kodiak moment
<Tigt> Again though, it is quite the barebones deck--something a little less barefaced would be nice
<Tigt> (nice one)

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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Tigt » Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:55 pm

Firebird> Where have the angels gone?
<BillyTheBot> In the coffee pot.
<Firebird> Where are all the miracles they've done?
<BillyTheBot> In bed with Madonna.
<Firebird> Can you answer me now?
<BillyTheBot> just show me where to sign uNf
Billy hates it when Firebird sings. So do the rest of us.
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Firebird » Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:10 pm

Touche.

My connection seems to hate it too.
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Tigt » Tue May 17, 2011 5:05 pm

<Keeirby> The only thing my tongue can do is moisten my incredible mustache
<PenguinWork> Keeirby
<Tigt> keeirby never say those words in that order again please
<Quazalle> XDDD
<Eldred_Fireax> ...
<Quazalle> Keeirby WONDERFUL
<PenguinWork> We said stop sounding like a pedophile
<Riley-phone> Porn Stache
<Keeirby> 8D
<Eldred_Fireax> Sweet flying Jesus, Keeirby
<PenguinWork> Keeirby is on the fast track to creepy uncledom
<Keeirby> Woo
<Tigt> now he just needs a nephew
<Keeirby> I /do/ have a nephew, actually
<Eldred_Fireax> Oh shit
He's gone too far
<PenguinWork> Well then, Keeirby the creepy uncle
<Tigt> Cruncle
<PenguinWork> Now he just needs a van
<Keeirby> Does a mini-van count?
<PenguinWork> Okay, now he just needs to turn himself in
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Post by Termine Illius » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:50 pm

<Riley> WHERE THE FUCK AM I
<Riley> AND WHERE ARE MY ITEMS WHEN I FELL INTO THE NETHER
<IRCreepy> (Knoppe) somewhere over the rainbow
<IRCreepy> (Tigt) probably got incinerated
<IRCreepy> (Knoppe) calm down riely
[time passes]
<Riley> Oh wait, I'm in single player
<Riley> DEEEEEERP
<IRCreepy> [Gallilei connected]
<IRCreepy> (CX_Flake) . . .
<IRCreepy> (Tigt) are you serious
<IRCreepy> (Knoppe) wow
<IRCreepy> (CX_Flake) . . .
<IRCreepy> (Gallilei) YES
<IRCreepy> (Eks) ....
Shonikado wrote:Looking back on what we've done and wanting to change it is the first step in becoming a weakling that cannot do anything.

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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Tigt » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:29 pm

<Jer-work> woo woo
I smell like roses
and posies
and daisies
and daffodils~
assuming all mentioned flowers are made of sweat
I thought this was a great line.
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by King Guacamole » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:27 pm

<King_Guacamole> Anyway, back to the original topic, Eldred lose weight we're concerned about your health
<Eldred_Fireax> I think you've lost track of the conversation
<Anja> I think this is where the entire conversation was leading to
<Notflake> we couldn't find it over your enormous body
<Anja> Eldred. You're fat, and it is a problem
<Eldred_Fireax> how do I keep running into these
<King_Guacamole> It's more of a waddle
<Anja> Because you can't see your feet
<King_Guacamole> To call it running is, well
<Anja> Generous
<King_Guacamole> Like your proportions
<Eldred_Fireax> :|
<Anja> You're a good sport
<King_Guacamole> ball. Sportball.
<Eldred_Fireax> Are you about done?
<King_Guacamole> See Eldred, a sport is
<King_Guacamole> It's this physical activity fit people do
<Tigt> KG none of us trust you about this because of your /bad sports/
<King_Guacamole> it keeps them healthy. It involves moving their body, and not just to get more potato chips
<Anja> Physical activity centered around a sort of competition with established rules
<King_Guacamole> Think of it as a video game, but often outside, and almost never in your basement, at a desk, surrounded by soda and grease
<Anja> and shame
<King_Guacamole> that was implied, the shame
<King_Guacamole> But yes, I suppose I'd point it out, in case you couldn't see the implications
<King_Guacamole> Due to your fat.
<King_Guacamole> which is copious
<Anja> Grotesque
<King_Guacamole> Not quite like a man should be - not as God intended anyway
<Tigt> eldred you are beautiful
<Anja> Certainly not a God of love
<King_Guacamole> Maybe a God of walruses

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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Tigt » Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:38 pm

<Penguingod> I feel fine refuting because I make sure to not do that sort of thiWHO LINKED TO JAMES JOYCE
<Penguingod> ALRIGHT NOW
<Penguingod> WHO DID IT
<Penguingod> WHY IS THIS TAB OPEN
His love letters, to be specific.
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Tigt » Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:22 pm

<ZephPocket> Where are you kojiro
<Kojiro> Tutorial. Got past the locked gate (got to kill what looked like the woman who told them to execute me anyway) and am making my way down further or something.
<Kojiro> Stole some cabbages and stuff on the way down.
<ZephPocket> You are a slaughterhouse
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