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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:49 pm 
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<Lyarnos> Hur
<Tenshi> Dur
<Lyarnos> Lur
<Tenshi> Fur
<Tenshi> Whoops
<Lyarnos> Mur
<Tenshi> Tur
<Lyarnos> Gur
<Tenshi> Shur
<Lyarnos> Thur
<Tenshi> Rur
<Lyarnos> Gwur
<Tenshi> Is this fun?
<Tenshi> I can't tell
<Lyarnos> I have no idea
<Tigt> gur
<Tigt> shur
<Lyarnos> Yur
<Tigt> bur
<Tigt> no it
<Tigt> s not


Always a rollickin' good time at DSP.

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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:43 pm 
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On request. WEIRD SCIENCE night in the DSP laboratory.

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Dr_Schnapps (~samwise@6302FD84.1CE2621B.3B44CD39.IP) has joined #drshnaps
<BillyTheBot> Wasn't expecting dr_schnapps!
<Lyarnos> Dr Schnapps is here!
<Lyarnos> Billy, you're being usurped!
<Tigt> Hello, Dr_Schnapps!
<Tigt> Not likely
<Tigt> Mine doesn't do anything useful
<Lyarnos> what does it do?
<Tigt> It generates lesbians.
<Lyarnos> demonstrate
<Tigt> !lez
<Dr_Schnapps> http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/32f00bd5 ... f2664d.png
<Lyarnos> huh
<Lyarnos> that's useful I guess
<Tigt> I, uh, didn't write that
<Tigt> It came with it



LATER:

<Sephy> !seph
<Tigt> He does that
<Sephy> !sephy
<Sephy> :((
<Lyarnos> !enterim
<Tigt> Don't worry sephy, you're not left out
<Tigt> !ent
<Dr_Schnapps> How pedestrian.
<Tigt> He automatically responds to a ping flood for you
<Lyarnos> that's a little too pedestrian for Enterim
<Enterim> Ha ha ha.
<Tigt> sephy
<Tigt> sephy
<Tigt> sephy
<Tigt> sephy
<Dr_Schnapps> what
<Enterim> You wouldn't understand, pleb.
<Enterim> Prole.
<Lyarnos> !oni
<Dr_Schnapps> patience
<Lyarnos> that's it?
<Tenshi> :/
<Tigt> I don't have anything for Oni yet
<Lyarnos> !oni
<Dr_Schnapps> patience
<Tenshi> Better than the last one
<Lyarnos> !tenshi
<Tigt> who are you
=-= Dr_Schnapps is now known as Batman
<Batman> I'm Batman
=-= Batman is now known as Dr_Schnapps
<BillyTheBot> YOU'RE Batman? feel these nipples!
<Lyarnos> oh god
<Tigt> Somebody log that response



LATER:

<Tigt> Hey, psst, Ly. Op Dr_Schnapps for a second for hilarity
<Kojiro> Oh no.
<Tenshi> :(
<Tenshi> I don't like where this is going
<Tigt> I hope it works
=-= Mode #drshnaps +o Dr_Schnapps by Lyarnos
<Tigt> Okay, let's see if this works
<Tigt> !hal
|<-- Dr_Schnapps has left irc.drshnaps.com (Q:- #drshnaps :MY LEG)
<BillyTheBot> i like them :o)
<Tigt> FUCK
<TerminILL> ehehehe
<Lyarnos> ha ha
<Kojiro> That was amazing.
-->| Dr_Schnapps (~samwise@6302FD84.1CE2621B.3B44CD39.IP) has joined #drshnaps
<TerminILL> incredible skills



EVEN LATER:

=-= Mode #drshnaps +o Dr_Schnapps by Lyarnos
<Tigt> The other one will most assuredly fail
<TerminILL> what is it /meant/ to do
<Tigt> It's a funny self kick
<Dr_Schnapps> !hack the planet
<Tigt> what
<Tenshi> HOw
<Tigt> wait
<Tenshi> How*
<Lyarnos> lol
<Tigt> huh
<Tenshi> Did you do that, Tigt?
<Dr_Schnapps> can i speak through this?
<Tenshi> What's going ON
<TerminILL> apparently
<Dr_Schnapps> hey, bitches!
<TerminILL> sup
<Tenshi> Dear lord what's happening
<Tenshi> He's gone maverick
<TerminILL> apparently the good doc has security holes
<Dr_Schnapps> everybody get down and suck my cock
<Tenshi> Logged
<Tenshi> I don't have the guts to post it, though
<Dr_Schnapps> okay, yeah, somebody say !hack the planet. it won't work, but hey
<Tenshi> I have an idea
<Lyarnos> !hack the planet
<Tenshi> Tigt's messing
<TerminILL> !hack the planet
=-= TerminILL was booted from #drshnaps by Dr_Schnapps (STOP THAT)




Our new friend is, erm, a work in progress.

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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:45 pm 
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It's what makes him so lovable.

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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
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I forgot this one:

Dr_Schnapps (~samwise@6302FD84.1CE2621B.3B44CD39.IP) has joined #drshnaps
<Tigt> !faeryn
<Dr_Schnapps> So, he's like, alternately penetrating him and rubbing his dick all over him, yeah? And then, this guy in Kook-Aid man bodypaint bursts through the door, and just gushes semen out of the top of his head/pitcher

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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:07 am 
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Just me doing some terrible joke telling


[07:34] <Synister> Hey Tenshi
[07:34] <Synister> A man goes to the Doctor
[07:34] <Tenshi> wat
[07:34] <Tenshi> No.
[07:34] <Synister> He finds out he has 5 penises
[07:34] <Synister> So the doctor says how do you're pants fit?
[07:35] <Synister> The man says "Like a Glove"
[07:35] <Synister> XD
[07:35] <Tenshi> Oh, I get it.
[07:43] <Synister> So Tenshi
[07:43] * Tenshi
[07:43] * Tenshi
[07:43] <Tenshi> Si?
[07:45] <Synister> An Ugly women is crying so a man walks up to her and says "Whats Wrong?" she says "I've never been kissed before" so he kisses her and walks away then she starts crying twice as hard and he comes back and says "Whats wrong?" she says "I've never been fucked" so he throws her in the river and says "NOW YOU'RE FUCKED"
[07:45] <Tenshi> Oh I get it
[07:45] <Synister> :)
[07:45] <Tenshi> As in the like
[07:45] <BillyTheBot> ^_^
[07:45] <Tenshi> "Oh SHIT" Fucked
[07:46] <Synister> Right, right

LATER
[07:52] <Tenshi> Synister
[07:52] <Tenshi> you know what Prego means?
[07:53] <Synister> Pregnant bitch?
[07:53] <Tenshi> Nope
[07:53] <Tenshi> You're welcome
[07:53] <Tenshi> In Italian
[07:53] <Tenshi> sick fuck
[07:54] <Synister> ...
[07:54] <Synister> Go to hell >_>

EVEN LATER
[07:56] <Synister> Hey Tenshi
[07:56] <Tenshi> wat
[07:57] <Synister> A little boy goes to his mom and asks "Where do baby's come from?" and she says "From a store" and he says "OH YEAH?! WHO FUCKS THE STORE?"
[07:57] <Tenshi> Better not be another lame j---
[07:57] <Tenshi> shit
[07:57] *** NickSERVD33827 has quit (Ping timeout)
[07:57] <Synister> Hey Tenshi
[07:58] <Synister> :)
[07:58] <BillyTheBot> ;)
[07:58] <Tenshi> :(
[07:59] <Synister> So a little polish goes home to his mom and asks "Hey mom the teacher asked a question in class today only I could answer" and she says "That's great, what was it?" So the boy says "Who farted?"
[07:59] <Tenshi> laaaaaaame

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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 12:37 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:30 pm 
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Actually I found the log hilarious. Maybe not for the right reasons though.

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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:00 pm 
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Tenshi> !seen Oni
<BillyTheBot> Tenshi, I found 13 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: TOAD, Tenshi|Bed, Tenshi-AWAAAAAY, ONl, Tenshi|BRB. TOAD (~Tenshi@shacops-F6583E68.austin.res.rr.com) was last seen changing his/her nick to Tenshi on #drshnaps 1 week 2 days 16 hours 15 minutes ago (07.08. 07:51). Tenshi is still there.
<Tenshi> Haven't been Oni for a week
<Enterim> !seen ^X-vid
<BillyTheBot> Enterim, ^X-vid? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember ^X-vid.
<Enterim> !seen X-vid
<BillyTheBot> Enterim, I haven't seen X-vid for 1 year 50 weeks 4 days 19 hours 31 minutes.
<Enterim> it's been a while
<Tigt> !seen WWII_On_Ice
<BillyTheBot> Tigt, WWII_On_Ice (~taylorhun@6302FD84.1CE2621B.3B44CD39.IP) was last seen quitting #drshnaps 9 weeks 14 hours 11 minutes ago (14.06. 09:57) stating "Q:- " after spending 5 hours 13 minutes there.
<Tigt> that's surprisingly recent
<Tenshi> !seen ass
<BillyTheBot> Tenshi, I don't remember seeing ass.
<Tenshi> It is isn't it
<Oscar> XD
<Tigt> !seen a naked woman
<BillyTheBot> Tigt, I found 13 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: TOAD, Tenshi|Bed, Tenshi-AWAAAAAY, ONl, Tenshi|BRB. TOAD (~Tenshi@shacops-F6583E68.austin.res.rr.com) was last seen changing his/her nick to Tenshi on #drshnaps 1 week 2 days 16 hours 18 minutes ago (07.08. 07:51). Tenshi is still there.
<Tigt> WHAT
<Tenshi> WHAT

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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
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<Tigt> Billy, what is inflation
<BillyTheBot> nothing
* BillyTheBot looks shifty.
<Lyarnos> Billy is actually E-Man!
<Lyarnos> You've been found out
<Tigt> GASP
<Tigt> THAT EXPLAINS THE GRAMMAR
<Tigt> AND SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS
<Tigt> Also Billy is definitely not 18
<Lyarnos> Billy, are you 18?
<BillyTheBot> yes and i wont stop till my mouth bounces off!
<Lyarnos> That is DEFINITELY E-Man
<Tigt> We ought to tell sephy
<Lyarnos> somebody ought to log this
<Tigt> He may have to put Billy down

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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
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Hahaha oh man that's great. I have to show up in IRC more now.

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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
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<Lyarnos> Tigt, your dong infuriates me

I can say with a fair amount of confidence that this statement applies to us all.

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<Tigt> According to this theory this man is the image of the Creator, that is to say one of the forms in which God manifests himself today. This is the reason why his indications and the words he utters during the dreams should be decidedly followed by the dreamers."
<Tigt> what an ugly god then
<Lyarnos> that's not very nice
<Tigt> :I
<Lyarnos> especially if he's god
<Lyarnos> he's going to strike you with lightening
<Tigt> enlightening

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<Tigt> Hey Nan, I found your type of music again
<Tigt> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr2cp ... o1_500.jpg
<\Nanoko> Oh man I was at that show
<\Nanoko> It freakin RULED
<Tigt> “I know you guys like shitty music, but this is ridiculous.”
<\Nanoko> haha
<Lyarnos> what a handsome and debonair gentleman
<Paycheck> Alright, goodnight and great dreams!
<Lyarnos> night Pay!
<Tigt> GOOBNITE PAY
<\Nanoko> Hahaha
<\Nanoko> NIGHT PAYCHECK
|<-- Paycheck has left irc.drshnaps.com (Q:- Guys, I'm glad I'm watching an episode of Cowboy Bebop a night now. Then I won't have to sleep thinking about mics in the ass.)

So pretty much a normal night then.

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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
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if you glance at an eclair
you wouldn't know there's cream in there
Or what type of cream
you might expect vanilla cream, but rather
you might get something like strawberry cream
or cream cheese for that matter
On a completely different note
I'm curious as to what Natto tastes like


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<Tigt> MORMON JESUS
-->| Penguingod (~Penguingo@shacops-8C08A12B.lightspeed.stlsmo.sbcglobal.net) has joined #drshnaps
<BillyTheBot> Penguingod ._.
<Firebird> Hey PG
<Vega> LA!
<Tigt> MORMON JESUS
<Firebird> TIGT THAT FLASH WAS FUNNY BUT NOT SO FUNNY
<Tigt> I WOULD KICK YOU FOR SUCH INSOLENCE
<Tigt> YOU SHUT YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE
<Firebird> I...
<Firebird> MY FACE IS NEITHER FAT NOR FUCKING
<Firebird> MY DICK DOES THE LATTER OF THOSE
<Penguingod> Huh.


Awkwaaaaard.

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