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Lyarnos
 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:08 am 
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<Lyarnos> I'm bored :(
<Lyarnos> tell me a story
<\Nanoko> Okay
<Kojiro> Give me a few minutes to start my laundry and stuff.
<\Nanoko> Well there were these three kids, named Habbah, Gabbah, and Noaba
<Lyarnos> Wow
<\Nanoko> They were all siblings, around the age of 8
<\Nanoko> Wow what
<Lyarnos> Where where they from that they had such weird names
<\Nanoko> what are you doing to my story
<Lyarnos> California?
<\Nanoko> They were from Iowa, okay
<\Nanoko> Actually, no
<\Nanoko> they were from Idaho
<\Nanoko> Yeah
<\Nanoko> Idaho
<\Nanoko> Okay anyway
<Lyarnos> Potato farmers, got it
<\Nanoko> So Habbah and Gabbah and Noaba were happy little kids, working in the garden for their mother
<\Nanoko> They'd never really met their father, but it doesn't matter, they were happy
<Lyarnos> Kids love working and not having fathers
<\Nanoko> So there they were, farming potatoes, when their mother comes out and congratulates them
<\Nanoko> She says they all did a good job of helping with the garden, and gave Habbah (she was the responsible one - she was a little older than the others)
<\Nanoko> One dollar and fifty cents!
<Lyarnos> Habbah is a girl?
<Lyarnos> Why didn't they just name her Hannah if they were from Idaho
<\Nanoko> Little Habbah Gabbah and Noaba were so excited, they could hardly keep it in! They all had a dollar fifty!
<\Nanoko> So, they decided, they should go to the zoo!
<Lyarnos> There are zoos in Idaho?
<Lyarnos> There are zoos that only cost $1.50 in Idaho?
<\Nanoko> It's a 45 minute bus ride from their house to the zoo, but the bus driver liked them, and the bus tickets were only 25 cents each!
<\Nanoko> So they put on some shoes, and walked down the block to the bus stop, and waited fifteen minutes for the bus to arrive
<Lyarnos> Wait, hold up
<\Nanoko> Little Habbah, Gabbah, fuck you
<Lyarnos> Three eight year olds rode a bus alone 45 minutes into the city?
<\Nanoko> they're in Boise, what do they care
<Lyarnos> Whatever
<\Nanoko> the bus driver likes them and they had passes to the zoo
<\Nanoko> okay
<\Nanoko> you didn't even let me get to the good part
<\Nanoko> the zoo had TIGERS
<Lyarnos> So they got to the zoo?
<\Nanoko> yeah, and there was fifteen miles of monkeys
<\Nanoko> and they went to the tigers and it was EXCITING
<\Nanoko> and they watched the monkeys throw poop and it was EXCITING
<Lyarnos> Fifteen miles of monkeys in Idaho
<\Nanoko> And they watched the peacock and it was COLORFUL AND AWESOME
<\Nanoko> and then they went to the snakes and they were okay
<Lyarnos> Ha ha
<\Nanoko> Cobras are cool and all but snakes are pretty boring
<Lyarnos> They don't move much
<\Nanoko> Noaba didn't get it though, he wanted a snake for a pet
<\Nanoko> The bears were exciting too though
<Lyarnos> That's easily the most believable part of your story, the bit with the snakes
<Lyarnos> The good part is coming up, right?
<\Nanoko> there really isn't one
<\Nanoko> they go home and eat dinner
<\Nanoko> A girl told me a story in a dream and I was telling it like I remember it
<Lyarnos> What
<\Nanoko> this was a couple of weeks ago
<Lyarnos> That's a stupid story
<\Nanoko> shut up, they had a chicken dinner
<\Nanoko> and it was the best dinner they ever had
<Lyarnos> How can it be the best it's fucking chicken
<\Nanoko> they're in iowa it was chicken with fucking cheese and potatoes
<Lyarnos> Have they been eating raw potatoes up until this point?
<\Nanoko> idaho
<\Nanoko> yes
<\Nanoko> and ever since
<\Nanoko> considering it was the best they ever had
<Lyarnos> Good luck shitting properly on that diet
<\Nanoko> there are no bowel movements in the story
<Lyarnos> That's because it would be considered pornographic in several states that way
<\Nanoko> unfortunately
<\Nanoko> yeah
<\Nanoko> Then I wouldn't be allowed to tell it
<Lyarnos> Because it was definitely worth hearing as it is


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<\Nanoko> I have funny stories and weird stories and campfire stories and pointless stories and that happened to be one of the pointless stories that popped to mind first
<Lyarnos> Tell me a campfire story
<\Nanoko> Psh, it's your turn
<Lyarnos> Um
<Lyarnos> Give me a place to start and I will tell you one
<\Nanoko> Okay, a place to start
<\Nanoko> so there's this kid that drinks elmer's glue at the DMV every saturday but the clerks are all too nervous to talk to him
<\Nanoko> he is twelve
<\Nanoko> or something
<\Nanoko> he likes the taste
<Lyarnos> Okay
<Lyarnos> So there's this kid that drinks elmer's glue at the DMV every Saturday but the clerks are all too nervous to talk to him
<Lyarnos> One Saturday he drank eight cases of glue
<\Nanoko> no
<\Nanoko> shit
<Lyarnos> So much that it plugged up his nose and mouth cavities so he suffocated and died
<Lyarnos> The End.
<\Nanoko> that was a bad story
* Lyarnos shrugs
<Lyarnos> Fine
<\Nanoko> can you dig it
<Lyarnos> After the kid died, the nervous workers put him out with the trash
<Lyarnos> The garbage man found him and though he was a misplaced Halloween decoration because they had stacked him on top of a bunch of old rubber spiders that had just thrown out of the storage room
<Lyarnos> So he took him home and hung him up in the living room window with all of the spiders
<Lyarnos> Then his wife came home and found it and had her husband arrested as a pedophile and he was shanked in a prison cell two years later
<Lyarnos> The End.
<\Nanoko> Haha okay, maybe now just isn't storytime


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<Lyarnos> Everybody sucks at this
<Lyarnos> Kojiro you try it
<Kojiro> I have no stories.
<Lyarnos> That's a stupid story

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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:17 pm 
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Man I always miss storytime.

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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
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<Nanoko> It's weird
<Tigt> welcome to fetish porn
<BillyTheBot> Arrrr.

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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:55 am 
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<Jer> Tigt
<Jer> You will draw for me won't you
<Jer> Draw my greatest fantasies
<Tigt> what do you want drawn
<Shonik-Bed> Tigt: Don't do it
<Tigt> OH GOD NO
<Shonik-Bed> if you draw anything for him
<Shonik-Bed> he'll get clingly
<Shonik-Bed> *clingy
<Tigt> DEDEDE PORN IS NOT ANYTHING I WANT TO BE PART OF
<Shonik-Bed> and he'll ask you to draw everything he has from that moment in time on
<Shonik-Bed> he will /never let you sleep/
<Jer> YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

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 Post subject: Re: Chatroom Logs
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<Tigt> man how tall should this lighthouse be
<Lyarnos> tall
<Lyarnos> like a massive phallus
<Lyarnos> rising up into the night
<Tigt> oh good idea
<BillyTheBot> mine is flapping pointlessly somewhere round my ankles
<Tigt> ...
<Tigt> that was
<Lyarnos> uh
<Tigt> actually coherent
<Lyarnos> I was going to say "terrifying" but coherent works

Sometimes I think Billy is almost human.

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I love Billy like my own kid.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:04 pm 
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THE BEST OF #DRSHNAPS, CIRCA FOREVER AGO
Spoiler:
SEPHY BEIN' A CREEPO
Quote:
<@Tigt> Watch this.
<@Tigt> Billy, what is love?
<@BillyTheBot> baby don't hurt tigt i suppose
< King_Guacamole> ......
< King_Guacamole> I'm very, very confused now
<@Sephy> Billy was sodomized by Tigt
<@Sephy> And he called it "love"
<@Sephy> So Billy is now scared of "love"
< King_Guacamole> .........
<@Tigt> Exactly.
< King_Guacamole> That is so, so wrong
< King_Guacamole> how did you go about Sodomizing the bot!?

Quote:
03:15 <@Sephy> Because EF was too busy jacking off to Guacamole City?
03:15 * Eldred_Fireax is confused. "Gay sex? What are you talking about?!"
03:15 < King_Guacamole> .....
03:15 < Eldred_Fireax> >.>
03:15 < Eldred_Fireax> <.<
03:15 < King_Guacamole> I ALREADY hate my comic, stop making me hate it MORE
03:15 <@Sephy> "Oh Dorito" *unf*unf*
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<Sephy> I need to go to a Pokémon center and bang nurse^W^W heal Tigtchu, though!
<Tigtchu> In case people couldn't tell, this is my favorite game series.
<Tigtchu> Use a Max Revive!
<Sephy> But Nurse Joy!
Quote:
<Sephy> (>^_^(>^_^(>^_^(>^_^(>^_^(>^_^(>^_^(>O.o)>


BILLY BEIN' A CREEPO
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[17:04] <BillyTheBot> I have an enormous battery operated vibrator.

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[19:46] <Tigt> Billy, what is Zallastris?
[19:46] <BillyTheBot> a small boy with no genitals i think
[19:46] <Goth_Elf> -_-
Quote:
[15:21] <CrEaMer> How do i blow billy away with my statement?
[15:21] <King_Guacamole> You gotta blow him
[15:21] * CrEaMer blows billy
[15:21] <BillyTheBot> what
Quote:
* BillyTheBot gives King_Guacamole sex
<BillyTheBot> i'm in a bear suit


OLD MEMBERS BEING NEW AND EMBARRASSING
KP wrote:
To tell the truth, I don't really get the whole "I wanted to slash him" thing. -.-"

But these others are quite funny. I want to see more of this!

EDIT: Never mind, I get it. :shock:


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02:40 <@Trista_Katagata> Besides
02:40 <@Trista_Katagata> Don't tell me you guys don't like but shots of girls!
02:40 < King_Guacamole> Of course!
02:40 <@Trista_Katagata> or breasts shots
02:40 < King_Guacamole> She's too far away though
02:40 <@Trista_Katagata> Sheesh
02:40 <@Trista_Katagata> ..
02:40 <@Trista_Katagata> They're uh
02:40 <@Trista_Katagata> guys
02:40 < King_Guacamole> .....
02:40 <@Sephy> LOL DONGS
02:40 < King_Guacamole> that one in the back isn't a///
02:40 <@Trista_Katagata> xD
02:40 < King_Guacamole> Son of a lemme look at that again!
02:40 <@Trista_Katagata> Yes he is
02:40 <@Sephy> KG WAS JACKING OFF TO A GUY
02:40 <@Trista_Katagata> LMAO

Note: This was after Trista posted a pic of two anime guys.

Shonikado wrote:
Whats a genital?

More importiantly, do I really want to know?

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[06:41] * Shonic gives billy a piece of a rubber chicken which then strangles billy until he dies, then billy is taken to a hospital where he is revived, only so the rubber chicken kills him again. Billy's dead body is taken to the insane asylum. When they are transferring billy's body to another asylum, they acciedentally send him to The Asylum, a.k.a. the DSP forum. There, Billy spams the place up with "A wall" and "Working" and ot

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[18:31] <Trista_Katagata> how tupid are you people?
[18:32] <Trista_Katagata> *rolls her eyes*
[18:32] <Keeirby> eh, I dun reall like Billy
[18:32] <Pigs> really tupid
Quote:
[20:00] <Keeirby> say "who's there?"
[20:00] <Jer> Why?
[20:01] <Keeirby> because it's part of the joke
[20:01] <Jer> Which joke?
[20:01] <Keeirby> the knock knock joke
[20:01] <Jer> I wasn't telling a knock knock joke.
[20:01] <Keeirby> I was
[20:02] <Keeirby> now, let's try this again
[20:02] <Keeirby> Knock Knock
[20:02] <Jer> Hello!
[20:02] <Keeirby> ...
[20:02] <Keeirby> try again
[20:03] <Keeirby> Knock Knock
[20:03] <Jer> Hi Keeirby!
[20:03] <Keeirby> ARGH
[20:03] <Jer> ?
[20:03] <Keeirby> When I say "knock knock" you say "who's there?"
[20:03] <Jer> But I know who you are.
[20:03] <Keeirby> just say it
[20:03] <Jer> ...
[20:04] <Jer> Fine.
[20:04] <Keeirby> Knock Knock
[20:04] <Jer> Who's there?
[20:04] <Keeirby> Joe
[20:04] <Jer> THAT'S A LIE!!
[20:04] <Keeirby> ...
[20:04] <Jer> Your name isn't Joe!
[20:05] <Keeirby> pretend it is
[20:05] <Keeirby> besides, you don't know my real name!
[20:05] <Jer> Fine then
[20:05] <Jer> Hi Joe!
[20:05] <Keeirby> ...
[20:05] <Keeirby> when I say, "Joe" you say "Joe who?"
[20:05] <Jer> I don't want to know your last name.
[20:06] <Keeirby> ...
[20:06] <Keeirby> it's part of the joke
[20:06] <Jer> Your last name is a joke?
[20:06] <Keeirby> Knock Knock
[20:06] <Keeirby> ...
[20:06] <Keeirby> no...
[20:06] <Keeirby> just, just
[20:06] <Keeirby> go along with it
[20:06] <Keeirby> Knock Knock
[20:06] <Jer> Then why would you infer that it is?
[20:07] <Keeirby> I didn't
[20:07] <Jer> You just did!
[20:07] <Keeirby> ...
[20:07] <Keeirby> did you embrace the madness at a young age?
[20:08] <Jer> It's possible.
[20:08] <Keeirby> sigh
[20:08] <Keeirby> just
[20:08] <Keeirby> just
[20:08] <Keeirby> Knock Knock
[20:08] <Jer> Hi Joe!
[20:08] <Keeirby> ...
[20:08] <Keeirby> you don't know it's Joe
[20:08] <Jer> Yes I do.
[20:09] <Jer> You just told me.
[20:09] <Keeirby> okay, start from the beginning, before I told you that I'm Joe
[20:09] <Keeirby> Knock Knock
[20:09] <Jer> So I assume you're not joe?
[20:09] <Keeirby> yes
[20:09] <Keeirby> Knock Knock
[20:09] <Jer> Who the hell is it?
[20:09] <Keeirby> ...
[20:09] <Keeirby> Joe
[20:10] <Jer> Hey Joe, it's about time you got here. We've had all kinds of freaks knocking on the door today.
[20:10] <Keeirby> ...
[20:10] <Keeirby> oh... my.. god...
Kojiro wrote:
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[18:54] <BillyTheBot> Kojiro you're looking especially shagworthy today



O.O
PenguinGod wrote:
On another note, I wish I saved my chatroom log with KG yesterday. Raves are so much more awesome when you mak them with robots and zombies. XD


JER AND KG: THE WONDER YEARS
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TRAVMAN683: Oh, and I won the sprite comic compo round with a shoddy comic. Yaaaay me
Drshnaps2000: ?
Drshnaps2000: You did it without me?
TRAVMAN683: You were gone for 2 weeks, the noobs were getting antsy
TRAVMAN683: We had to feed them Leo Modesto to keep them happy long enough for you to come back
Drshnaps2000: NOOOO! LEOOOO!!
TRAVMAN683: Oh come on, no one really liked him anyway
Drshnaps2000: Why must you always touch my toys?!?
TRAVMAN683: ...whoa, I didn't know your relationship went THAT far...
TRAVMAN683: Then you aren't gonna like what we did to the kirby plushies...
Drshnaps2000: I was wondering why they were sticky ...
TRAVMAN683: ...That wasn't me...I sent Sephy to get a few, so maybe thats what happened to THOSE
TRAVMAN683: But we had to rip out the stuffing and sacrafice them to appease the mighty IRC gods when the chat wasn't working
Drshnaps2000: Really? What did you restuff then with?
TRAVMAN683: ...potato chips. >>
Drshnaps2000: Smells like salt and grease.
TRAVMAN683: Sorry bout that

Quote:
TRAVMAN683: Jer?
TRAVMAN683: Jer?
TRAVMAN683: Shnaps?
TRAVMAN683: JEREMY!!!
Drshnaps2000: What? Stop molesting me!
TRAVMAN683: ...
TRAVMAN683: I don't know what you're doing on YOUR end but I still have my pants up
Drshnaps2000: "Molest" means to annoy, you dingdong.
TRAVMAN683: Well then that's your fault
TRAVMAN683: Most people don't find sex annoying

Quote:
Drshnaps2000: SLAW!
TRAVMAN683: snooch
TRAVMAN683: No one calls women slaw anymore, Jer
Drshnaps2000: You're a woman?
TRAVMAN683: depends on which bar I'm walking into
Quote:
20:52 <@Jer> *grabs KG by the shirt and drags him into the bathroom*
20:52 < King_Guacamole> HE'S GONNA RAPE ME!
20:52 < King_Guacamole> HELP!
Quote:
[18:13] <Jer> must ... not ... give ... in ... to ... temptation ...
[18:14] <King_Guacamole> If it doesn't involve raping me, go ahead


JER AND KIRBY: THE WONDER YEARS
Quote:
04:28 < kirbypwner> I've heard there is a Kirby plushie with a hole in it
04:29 <@Jer> Don't push it


THE BEST OF JER
Quote:
16:40 * Jer rips off all of Brett's clothes and throws him in the pit
16:40 <@Jer> I did not enjoy that.
16:40 <@Jer> I swear.

Quote:
[20:13] <Jer> I'm being penetrated!

Quote:
22:12 <@Tigt> I know a guy who spelled my name Tight.
22:12 < Ajax> ohh.........
22:12 < King_Guacamole> Wow
22:12 < Ajax> XD
22:13 <@Tigt> Jer.
22:13 < King_Guacamole> XD
22:13 <@Tigt> And a guy called REDJ.
22:13 < Ajax> XD
22:13 < Sephylol> JER LIKES HIS LITTLE BOYS TIGHT
22:13 < King_Guacamole> Its why he hired me. o.o
22:13 <@Tigt> And now he calls me Tight-ass.
Quote:
[21:18] <Drshnaps2000> Dammit I'm going to kill whoever thought it was funny to sign my email address up for a gay porn mailing list
Sephy wrote:
03:01 * Jer touches kirbypwner
03:01 < kirbypwner> O_O
03:01 < kirbypwner> PEDO!

Do your parents know that you're chatting with Jer on the Internet? I think you should tell them.
Quote:
21:03 * Keeirby then proceeds to punt kirbypwner
21:03 <@Jer> NO! MY SEX TOY!
Quote:
[16:21] <Jer> My ass needed it.
Drshnaps wrote:
Sephy wrote:
This one wasn't taken out of context. It's funny enough inside the context, which is amazing. I just stripped parallel convos that don't really add to the joke.

02:32 <@Jer> Man, I saw a book today I wanted to buy Sephy
(...)
02:32 < Flake> XD
02:32 <@Sephy> I already have the Kamasutra
(...)
02:33 <@Jer> Kamasutra?
02:33 <@Jer> WTF is that?


I still honestly don't know what that is.
Quote:
[19:58] <Jer-Bowser> NOO!! THE CLOSEST THING I HAD TO SEX!!
Quote:
[18:55] <Jer> The next person that makes the bot do something sexual gets BANNED


QUAZALLE: WHY WE DON'T LET GIRLS NEAR BILLY, PRE-TENSHI
Quote:
[15:59] * Quazalle makes out with Billy in a closet
[15:59] * BillyTheBot makes Quazalle back with a sudden
[15:59] <MEKristian> ...
[15:59] * Quazalle moans
[15:59] <Quazalle> Er.
[15:59] <Quazalle> I mean.
[15:59] <Quazalle> ...
[15:59] <Quazalle> >>
[16:00] <Quazalle> <<
[16:00] * Quazalle flees
[16:00] <MEKristian> I do NOT want to know what that was about

Quote:
[17:31] <Quazalle> I have a question.
[17:31] <MEKristian> what?
[17:31] <Quazalle> VV <--Doesn't this look like long boobs?
Quote:
[15:25] *** DSPGuest has joined #drshnaps
[15:25] *** DSPGuest is now known as Quazalle
[15:25] <Sephy> Lol sup, Tigt
[15:25] <Sephy> And Quazalle
[15:25] <Sephy> Hey
[15:25] <Sephy> Let's see something
[15:25] <Quazalle> Yees?
[15:25] *** King_Guacamole has been kicked by Sephy (Sephy)
[15:25] <Quazalle> HEY
[15:25] <Sephy> Wait a second
[15:25] <Quazalle> DON'T DO THAT YOU CREEP
[15:25] <Sephy> JUST WATCH
[15:25] <Sephy> It's funny
[15:25] *** King_Guacamole has joined #drshnaps
[15:25] <BillyTheBot> [King_Guacamole] <@King_Guacamole> Mmm-mm, Quazalle sure has a nice ass.
[15:25] <King_Guacamole> What was that for?
[15:25] <Quazalle> o_o
[15:25] <Tigt> The welcome message.
[15:25] <King_Guacamole> Quaz?
[15:26] * Quazalle cries
Quote:
[15:49] <King_Guacamole> Wait, I remember ONE OTHER THING about my first impression of Quaz!
[15:49] <Tigt> SEXY ASS
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[12:49] <Quazalle> GENITALIA


I'M THINKING THIS dA FETISH THING IS NOTHING NEW IN RETROSPECT
Quote:
[12:32] <Tigt> http://www.furnitureporn.com
Quote:
01:17 * Keeirby shoves a pipe into kirbypwner's anus, connects it to an air pump, and proceeds to pump
01:17 < kirbypwner> O_O
01:17 < Keeirby> O_O
01:17 < kirbypwner> blow him up!
01:17 * kirbypwner pumps faster
01:17 * Keeirby pumps furtiousy
01:17 * kirbypwner pumps faster
01:18 < King_Guacamole> XD
01:18 <@Sephy> WTF
01:18 < Keeirby> *PUMP*
01:18 * kirbypwner pumps like there's no tomorrow!
01:18 < Keeirby> *PUMP*
01:18 < Keeirby> *PUMP*
01:18 < King_Guacamole> Quote those purple lines!
01:18 < Keeirby> *PUMP*
01:18 < Keeirby> *PUMP*
01:18 <@Sephy> YOU'RE ALL FAGS
01:18 < kirbypwner> PUMP!
01:18 < King_Guacamole> Jesus, its a gay sex chat!
01:18 < kirbypwner> PUMP
01:18 < King_Guacamole> Run!

AND THE REST
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19:23 -!- Dr_monkey [~Dr_monkey@wikkedwire-771F4301.ri.ri.cox.net] has joined #drshnaps
19:23 < Dr_monkey> I got Pimpslapped off the internet
19:23 -!- Dr_monkey was kicked from #drshnaps by King_Guacamole [(>^_^(>O.o)> RAPED BY KING GUACAMOLE]
Quote:
22:59 < Quazalle> You're so mean Tigt.
22:59 < Quazalle> Change it back
22:59 < Quazalle> I like laughing at your tiny shlong!

Quote:
<Sephy> Billy, make Lyarnos an admin
* BillyTheBot replicates an admin and hands it to lyarnos
<Sephy> ...
Sephy wrote:
Drshnaps2000 wrote:
Sephy watches crappy anime?

*spasms*

...

(It wouldn't be so bad if he watched GOOD anime)

If you weren't Jer, I'd banhammer you for dissing CSS. I'm serious. It's not my fault you Americans got a really fucking crappy dub.

EDIT: Wait a second, what am I doing arguing what's good and not with you? You like Kirby! QED.
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[15:10] * Thungbard sucks on a one inch licorice
[...]
[15:12] <Thungbard> Ugh, these things are nasty,
[...]
[15:13] <Thungbard> note to self don't take a handfull of giant licorice from an old man
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21:06 <@Tigt> I won't.
21:06 < Ajax> ...
21:06 <@Tigt> I'll be nice.
21:06 < Quazalle> Nooooooooooo


Taken from pages 1 to 32. I wish I could nest spoiler tags.

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[18:01] <Tenshi> WHAT THE HELL
[18:01] <Tenshi> When I search recursion
[18:01] <Tenshi> in google
[18:01] <Tenshi> It says
[18:01] <Tenshi> Do you mean
[18:01] <Tenshi> Recursion
[18:01] <Tenshi> Which makes no sense
[18:01] <Firebird> XD
[18:01] <Tenshi> I spelled it correctly
[18:02] <Tenshi> And when I click the link after Do you mean
[18:02] <Firebird> That is exactly what recursion is Tenshi
[18:02] <Tenshi> it goes in an-
[18:02] * Tenshi slaps forehead

while (my_day == made)
my_day = made;

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<mutericator> Why has Sephy bot not made me op yet?

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<Lyarnos> http://www.theage.com.au/national/unwan ... 171dt.html
<Firebird> I think my dad might have that...

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Some context required.

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<Nanoko> I can't tell if he's hoping the weather will be good for Xavier who wants to fly, or just wishing for himself because he lives in India and it rains fire
It was in response to this and it made me laugh.

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[20:54] <Kojiro> If you imagine the U.S. and its shape as that of an animal, Maine is the closes thing to a head, unless you count Alaska but that one's severed.
[20:54] <Tigt> that all worked out
[20:54] <Tigt> alaska is the retarded cousin
[20:55] <Tigt> or honestly just the nerd of the family
[20:55] <Tigt> oversized, oily, and remote

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[07:56] -->| YOU (Tigt) have joined #Minecraft
[07:56] =-= Topic for #Minecraft is “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOsxrk3f0m8 || http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dild9s2c94”
[07:56] =-= Topic for #Minecraft was set by Tigt on Wednesday, November 03, 2010 8:14:44 PM
[07:56] =-= Mode #Minecraft +h Tigt by ChanServ
[07:56] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD59027
[07:57] =-= NickSERVD59027 is now known as Firebird
[07:58] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD7066
[08:00] =-= NickSERVD7066 is now known as Firebird
[08:01] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD32842
[08:02] =-= NickSERVD32842 is now known as Firebird
[08:03] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD12972
[08:04] =-= NickSERVD12972 is now known as Firebird
[08:04] <Tenshi> Jesus Tigt
[08:04] <Tenshi> you don't know how long Firebird has been doing this
[08:05] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD10735
[08:05] <Tenshi> IT DOESN'T STOP
[08:06] =-= NickSERVD10735 is now known as Firebird
[08:06] <Tenshi> FUCK
[08:07] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD9307
[08:08] =-= NickSERVD9307 is now known as Firebird
[08:08] <Tenshi> SHIT
[08:09] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD38480
[08:09] <Tenshi> DIIIIIIICKS
[08:10] =-= NickSERVD38480 is now known as Firebird
[08:11] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD60557
[08:12] =-= NickSERVD60557 is now known as Firebird
[08:13] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD49305
[08:14] =-= NickSERVD49305 is now known as Firebird
[08:15] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD6211
[08:16] =-= NickSERVD6211 is now known as Firebird
[08:17] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD33869
[08:19] =-= NickSERVD33869 is now known as Firebird
[08:20] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD10733
[08:21] =-= NickSERVD10733 is now known as Firebird
[08:22] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD34863
[08:23] =-= NickSERVD34863 is now known as Firebird
[08:24] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD26337
[08:25] =-= NickSERVD26337 is now known as Firebird
[08:26] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD47344
[08:27] =-= NickSERVD47344 is now known as Firebird
[08:27] <Tenshi> FUUUUUUUUUUCK
[08:28] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD63995
[08:29] =-= NickSERVD63995 is now known as Firebird
[08:30] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD4145
[08:31] =-= NickSERVD4145 is now known as Firebird
[08:32] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD33764
[08:33] =-= NickSERVD33764 is now known as Firebird
[08:34] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD44869
[08:36] =-= NickSERVD44869 is now known as Firebird
[08:37] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD40061
[08:38] =-= NickSERVD40061 is now known as Firebird
[08:39] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD49843
[08:40] =-= NickSERVD49843 is now known as Firebird
[08:41] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD44594
[08:42] =-= NickSERVD44594 is now known as Firebird
[08:43] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD63709
[08:44] =-= NickSERVD63709 is now known as Firebird
[08:45] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD12031
[08:46] =-= NickSERVD12031 is now known as Firebird
[08:47] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD32975
[08:48] =-= NickSERVD32975 is now known as Firebird
[08:49] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD52897
[08:50] =-= NickSERVD52897 is now known as Firebird
[08:51] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD41333
[08:52] =-= NickSERVD41333 is now known as Firebird
[08:53] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD37250
[08:55] =-= NickSERVD37250 is now known as Firebird
[08:56] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD37036
[08:57] =-= NickSERVD37036 is now known as Firebird
[08:59] [ERROR] The connection to irc://irc.drshnaps.com/ (irc://irc.drshnaps.com/) was aborted because you went into offline mode.
[09:00] [INFO] Connecting to irc://irc.drshnaps.com/ (irc://irc.drshnaps.com/)… [Cancel]
[09:00] === *** Looking up your hostname...
[09:00] === *** Checking ident...
[09:00] === *** Received identd response
[09:00] === *** Found your hostname
[09:00] >NickServ< IDENTIFY ****
[09:00] =-= User mode for Tigt is now +ix
[09:00] *NickServ* This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your
[09:00] *NickServ* nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise,
[09:00] *NickServ* please choose a different nick.
[09:00] *NickServ* If you do not change within one minute, I will change your nick.
[09:00] -->| YOU (Tigt) have joined #Minecraft
[09:00] =-= Topic for #Minecraft is “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOsxrk3f0m8 || http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dild9s2c94”
[09:00] =-= Topic for #Minecraft was set by Tigt on Wednesday, November 03, 2010 8:14:44 PM
[09:00] =-= Mode #Minecraft +h Tigt by ChanServ
[09:00] <Tigt> good god tenshi I came back to a screen full of firebird being a dick
[09:00] <Tenshi> I KNOW
[09:00] <Tenshi> I KNOW TIGT
[09:01] <Tenshi> HE'S STILL FUCKING DOING IT
[09:01] <Tenshi> STILL
[09:01] <Tenshi> FUCKING
[09:01] <Tenshi> DOING
[09:01] <Tenshi> IT
[09:01] <Tenshi> JUST WAIT
[09:01] <Tenshi> THIS WHOLE WINDOW IS FULL OF THIS
[09:01] =-= NickSERVD46872 is now known as Firebird
[09:01] <Tenshi> SEE
[09:01] <Tenshi> WHAT DID I TELL YOU TIGT
[09:01] <Tigt> god
[09:01] <Tigt> where is sephy when you need him
[09:01] <Tenshi> IT'S GOING TO KEEP GOING
[09:01] <Tenshi> FOREVER
[09:02] <Tenshi> ENDLESS REPERCUSSIONS
[09:02] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD54612
[09:02] <Tenshi> hfreauhgiuaegae
[09:03] =-= NickSERVD54612 is now known as Firebird
[09:04] |<-- Firebird has left irc.drshnaps.com ([drshnaps.biolizard.net] Local kill by Sephy (learn2autoidentify))
[09:04] <Tenshi> Holy shit Tigt
[09:04] -->| FireAway (Darais@shacops-BECA7272.net) has joined #Minecraft
[09:04] <Tenshi> OH GOD
[09:05] <Tenshi> IT'S GOING TO START AGAIN I BET
[09:05] <Tigt> no
[09:05] <Tigt> FireAway isn't registered
[09:05] <Tenshi> Oh
[09:05] <Tenshi> Thank god
[09:05] =-= FireAway is now known as NickSERVD8396
[09:05] =-= NickSERVD8396 is now known as Firebird
[09:05] <Tigt> oh fuck
[09:05] <Tenshi> WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK
[09:05] <Tigt> I guess you were right
[09:06] <Tenshi> Okay okay, I'm mad but I'm laughing
[09:06] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD35666
[09:07] <Tenshi> gaeugthg
[09:08] =-= NickSERVD35666 is now known as Firebird
[09:09] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD57787
[09:10] =-= NickSERVD57787 is now known as Firebird
[09:11] =-= Firebird is now known as NickSERVD17249
[09:11] <Tenshi> OOOOOOOH SHIT NIGGUH
[09:12] <Tigt> JIGGLYPUFF IS THE FINEST BITCH IN POKEEMON
[09:12] <Tenshi> CHARIZARD
[09:12] =-= NickSERVD17249 is now known as Firebird
[09:12] <Tenshi> VS BLASTOISE
[09:12] -->| Sephy (~kurado@SysOp.biolizard.net) has joined #Minecraft
[09:13] =-= Mode #Minecraft +b *!*Darais@shacops-BECA7272.net by Sephy
[09:13] =-= Firebird was booted from #Minecraft by Sephy (learn2autoidentify)
[09:13] <--| Sephy has left #Minecraft


MY NAME IS FIREBIRD

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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW MUCH

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Okay what the hell
I'm just gonna fix that...

EDIT: Fixed, ONCE AND FOR ALL

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