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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Sephy » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:15 am

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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Nanoko » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:37 am

<Oni> SHIT
<Oni> I FOUND A LEVEL 999
<Oni> WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO
<Nanoko> oh my fuck
<Nanoko> Oni: what game
<Oni> SHOULD I FIGHT IT
<Oni> OH! DANGO! JAM
<Oni> That game
<BillyTheBot> ow my eyes :(
<Nanoko> of course you fight it
<Oni> IT'S THE DEMON BARBARIAN
<Oni> http://strategywiki.org/wiki/OH!_DANGO! ... _Barbarian
<Nanoko> you will fight it and you will WIN
<Oni> BUT I'M ONLY LEVEL 26 D:
* Oni sobs
<Oni> YET THIS IS A ONCE IN 4 DAY CHANCE
<Oni> I MUST
<Oni> FIGHT
<Oni> YES
<Oni> THAT IS WHAT I MUST DO
<Oni> brb
<Oni> Killed in one hit
<Michael> ridankulous
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Nanoko » Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:55 pm

<Lyarnos> well, I don't THINK Jer ever jerked off on my Barbies, but he did chew the feet off of them
<Lyarnos> so they probably resent that
<Sephy> well, I just made my Action Men and my sister's Ken rape them
<Sephy> in retrospect
<Jer-> ...
<Lyarnos> in retrospect?
<Sephy> how exactly did I come up with hardcore BDSM and humiliation scenarions before being exposed to the Internet?
<Sephy> That's pretty insane, now that I think about it
<Lyarnos> no, that's normal
<Lyarnos> it's called being human
<Sephy> scenarios, even
<Nanoko> Uh, wow Sephy
<Lyarnos> now that I think of it, almost all of my Barbie doll playing was about sex
<Nanoko> I didn't even know what sex was until the end of elementary school
<Sephy> Thing is, I'm not even into that stuff
* BillyTheBot . o O (Sey Hephy)
<Sephy> I don't know how kid me came up with that stuff
<Lyarnos> kids come up with some pretty strange ideas
<Nanoko> You should write out the scnarious as if you were a child and upload them to fanfiction.org
<Lyarnos> I would, but it would just blend in with the rest of the fanfiction
<Sephy> From what I recall, it was basically Abu Ghraib
<Sephy> in Barbie form
<Sephy> I'm pretty sure most of those things would kill them
<Lyarnos> I don't think I knew what "sex" was until long after I was finished with Barbies, but it was still all about sex
<Lyarnos> I just didn't have a word for it
<Sephy> Yeah, it's weird because it seems kids can come up with incredibly fucked up fetishist sexual stuff, but can't really think in terms of regular sex stuff
<Sephy> Maybe people with weird fetishes are just people who didn't grow up properly
<Sephy> I'm just going to write a psychology book on this with no evidence whatsoever and watch the Nobel money flow in
<Nanoko> Do it
<Nanoko> really
<Sephy> my name will be linked with fucking Barbies in the same way Freud's is with fucking your mother
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Enterim » Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:29 pm

Everyone's name is linked with fucking Zall's mom.

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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Nanoko » Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:14 pm

<Kojiro> It's usually more useful for grossing other people out than anything else.
<Kojiro> Shock value.
<Kojiro> Which means nothing to me because I'm not easy to shock.
<\Nanoko> Yeah
<Aeon_Black> Kojiro, porn is shocking?
<Arson> I am easy to shock, and I get creeped out easily.
<\Nanoko> The other day I realized that the only chan I actually browse is gurochan
<Eldred_Fireax> Also I think I won't be able to have a serious sex life because of a certain degree of OCD I have
<\Nanoko> And then I realized something's wrong
<Kojiro> Aeon_Black: Most people are strangely offended by porn.
<Kojiro> Crazy, I know.
<Eldred_Fireax> When you think about it
<Eldred_Fireax> Sex is kind of gross really
<Eldred_Fireax> there's like
<Eldred_Fireax> fluids and stuff
<Rock> /So many fluids./
<Arson> It's like eating really hot salsa.
<Kojiro> Lots of fluids.
<Leo> Hahahaha
<Kojiro> The fluids your body spits out for a reason.
<Riley> It's something I'd expect the character Kojiro would say.
<Rock> This is why taking a scientific look at sex is STRANGE.
<Aeon_Black> Eldred_Fireax, now keep up that thinking of fluids when you do have sex.
<Kojiro> You're sticking your excretory parts in her (or his, if you're like that) excretory parts.
<Kojiro> That's kind of gross.
<Kojiro> I don't think about the right things though.
<Leo> Eldred_Fireax: I guess oral is not an option for you then
<Rock> Man, Eldred, $5 says when you get to that stage, the fluids will be the last thing on your mind.
<Arson> . . .
<Eldred_Fireax> Leo: Oh dear god no
* Arson sets some rat poison in Eldred's head.
<Arson> >>
<Riley> [16:10] <Kojiro> Porn is kind of boring. Really though, the delivery in this line is just /so nonchalant/
<Arson> <<
<Kojiro> Leo: She might bite it.
* Eldred_Fireax Rat poison does not work because they're hamsters
<Eldred_Fireax> Kojiro: We're stopping now
<Eldred_Fireax> I
<Leo> Kojiro: I kinda meant the other way around
<Eldred_Fireax> I'm
<Eldred_Fireax> ...
<Eldred_Fireax> ...
<Leo> Juicy women fluids
<Kojiro> Alternatively, you're sticking your face in the second-worst part of her body. The part where all the stuff her body doesn't want goes.
<Keeirby> ...
<Kojiro> Like piss, and babies.
<Keeirby> I'
<Eldred_Fireax> I think I'm going to start crying now
<Keeirby> Yeah I
<Kojiro> The body kicks that stuff out for a reason.
<Riley> I like the female body
<Keeirby> Leaving
<Keeirby> Just
<Riley> That's all I'm going to say on the matter
<Keeirby> I don't
<Keeirby> Leaving
<Eldred_Fireax> Man I don't have a problem with the female body but
* Keeirby backs away
<Eldred_Fireax> the
<Eldred_Fireax> the fluids
<Aeon_Black> Kojiro, Eldred_Fireax would be great on a bloody day.
<Rock> Eldred, the fluids only come into play when they will be the /last thing on your mind./
<Eldred_Fireax> Rock: But they are already in my mind before I can get to that stage
<Keeirby> This is why we can't have nice things
<Eldred_Fireax> it is like the problem with alcohol; I think it tastes so awful that I can't imagine being drunk enough to not care about the taste
<Rock> Eldred: Just go "SCREW IT" and /screw it./
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Tenshi » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:47 pm

Nanoko wrote:<Oni> SHIT
<Oni> I FOUND A LEVEL 999
<Oni> WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO
<Nanoko> oh my fuck
<Nanoko> Oni: what game
<Oni> SHOULD I FIGHT IT
<Oni> OH! DANGO! JAM
<Oni> That game
<BillyTheBot> ow my eyes :(
<Nanoko> of course you fight it
<Oni> IT'S THE DEMON BARBARIAN
<Oni> http://strategywiki.org/wiki/OH!_DANGO! ... _Barbarian
<Nanoko> you will fight it and you will WIN
<Oni> BUT I'M ONLY LEVEL 26 D:
* Oni sobs
<Oni> YET THIS IS A ONCE IN 4 DAY CHANCE
<Oni> I MUST
<Oni> FIGHT
<Oni> YES
<Oni> THAT IS WHAT I MUST DO
<Oni> brb
<Oni> Killed in one hit
<Michael> ridankulous
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Nanoko » Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:29 pm

<Lyarnos> Billy, what is Tenshi?
<Tenshi> Talking about offending and stuff
<Tenshi> An robot
<BillyTheBot> an robot i think
<Lyarnos> wow
<Tenshi> You can set it by saying
<Lyarnos> did you just determine what he was going to say?
<Tenshi> "I AM X""
<Tenshi> Example
<Tenshi> I am Tenshi and Oni
<Tenshi> I am Tenshi and Oni
<Tenshi> Example
<Tenshi> Whoops
<Tenshi> I am Tenshi and Oni
<Tenshi> Billy, what is Tenshi?
<BillyTheBot> fucking curious i suppose
<Tenshi> Wait what
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Lyarnos » Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:36 pm

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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Lyarnos » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:56 pm

LATER THAT DAY:

<Tenshi> Billy, what is Tenshi?
<Tenshi> Just checking again
<BillyTheBot> an robot i suppose
<Tenshi> okay that's better
<Tenshi> Better than "Fucking curious"
<Lyarnos> I think he did that last time because you asked twice in a row
<Lyarnos> ask him again
<Tenshi> Billy, what is Tenshi?
<BillyTheBot> Looking for got deleted.
<Tenshi> Wait what what what
<Tenshi> THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
<Lyarnos> huh
<Lyarnos> oh
<Lyarnos> were you searching for BBsman earlier?
<Tenshi> no
<Tenshi> That was like
<Tenshi> Vega
<Lyarnos> oh
<Lyarnos> I don't know then
<Vega> yes yes
<Lyarnos> Billy, what is Vega?
<BillyTheBot> Fucking retarded i suppose.
<Vega> D:
<Lyarnos> oh dear!
<Tenshi> Oh well
<Tenshi> Billy knows best
<Lyarnos> Billy sure is mean tonight
<Lyarnos> Billy, have you been drinking?
<BillyTheBot> Heheh mais oui!
<Tenshi> I guess so
<Lyarnos> Yep
<Lyarnos> explains a lot
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Sephy » Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:09 pm

LY THE WHOLE REASON WHY THIS THREAD WAS IN A SEPARATE FORUM THAT DOESN'T SHOW UP FOR NON-LOGGED IN USERS WAS SO IT DIDN'T GET PICKED UP BY GOOGLE

I DON'T WANT SOME OF THE SHIT IN HERE TO BE TRACED BACK TO ME THROUGH GOOGLESTALKING
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Lyarnos » Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:56 pm

Stop convincing people to Google-stalk you.
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Tenshi » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:59 pm

[19:52:40] <Sephy> Oni is a good responsible girl, guys
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Tigt » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:09 pm

Tenshi> No, usually my first is better than the second.

EDIT: Tenshi> "USUALLY MY FIRST TIME IS BETTER THAN MY SECOND TIME"
<\Nanoko> Kojiro, does this ring any bells? All I remember is that it's a multiple-chapter guro about a girl (I think?) in an almost post-apocalyptic city, who collects leeches for her job by wading through sewage
<Tenshi> As in SEX
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Tenshi » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:14 pm

Tigt wrote:Tenshi> No, usually my first is better than the second.

EDIT: Tenshi> "USUALLY MY FIRST TIME IS BETTER THAN MY SECOND TIME"
<\Nanoko> Kojiro, does this ring any bells? All I remember is that it's a multiple-chapter guro about a girl (I think?) in an almost post-apocalyptic city, who collects leeches for her job by wading through sewage
<Tenshi> As in SEX
EDIT: Full log
[20:08:03] <Tigt> Have you ever been astounded
[20:08:09] <Tenshi> No
[20:08:12] <Tigt> When your second attempt at something was so much better than the first
[20:08:23] <Tenshi> No, usually my first is better than the second.
[20:08:44] <Tenshi> Don't take that out of context
[20:09:02] <Tigt> Oh. I guess it's just different for me, then.
[20:10:29] <Tigt> Okay, taken out of context
20:10:47] <Tenshi> God damn Tigt
[20:10:51] <Tenshi> I JUST got to that thread
[20:10:55] <Tenshi> and then I checked Chatzilla
[20:10:59] <Tenshi> And I was like
[20:11:01] <Tenshi> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[20:11:04] <Tigt> I don't even know what it's supposed to be out of context
[20:11:09] <Tenshi> First time
[20:11:11] <Tigt> But I was just being perverse
[20:11:22] <Tenshi> As in
[20:11:33] <Tenshi> "USUALLY MY FIRST TIME IS BETTER THAN MY SECOND TIME"
[20:11:33] <\Nanoko> Kojiro, does this ring any bells? All I remember is that it's a multiple-chapter guro about a girl (I think?) in an almost post-apocalyptic city, who collects leeches for her job by wading through sewage
[20:11:38] <Tenshi> As in SEX
[20:11:43] <Tenshi> God damn
[20:11:44] <Kojiro> No.
[20:11:54] <\Nanoko> That was only one chapter of it I think
[20:12:01] <\Nanoko> it turns into a weird adventure story
[20:12:19] <Tigt> Tenshi, I know
[20:12:25] <Tigt> You just fell victim to my cunning trap
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Re: Chatroom Logs

Post by Vegaz » Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:00 am

[00:55] <Tigt> Billy, what is a man?
[00:55] <BillyTheBot> i think it's a vowel
[00:55] <Tigt> dammit
[00:55] <Tigt> I will make him dance yet
[00:55] <Faeryn> Perhaps the same could be said of all religions
[00:55] <BillyTheBot> too stupid i think
[00:55] <Tigt> A man is a miserable pile of secrets!
[00:55] <Tigt> A man is a miserable pile of secrets!
[00:55] <Tigt> A man is a miserable pile of secrets!
[00:55] <Tigt> A man is a miserable pile of secrets!
[00:55] <Tigt> A man is a miserable pile of secrets!
[00:55] <Tigt> A man is a miserable pile of secrets!
[00:55] <Tigt> A man is a miserable pile of secrets!
[00:55] <Tigt> A man is a miserable pile of secrets!
[00:55] <Tigt> A man is a miserable pile of secrets!
[00:56] <Tigt> A man is a miserable pile of secrets!
[00:56] <Tigt> Billy, what is a man?
[00:56] <Vega> YOU STEAL MEN'S SOULS
[00:56] <BillyTheBot> A vowel i guess.
[00:56] <Tigt> FUCK YOU BILLY
[00:56] <Faeryn> A man is a miserable little pile of secrets!
[00:56] <BillyTheBot> Eh fuck you buddy.
[00:56] <Faeryn> is little in there or am i confused
[00:56] <Tigt> Eh fuck you Eh Steve
[00:56] <Tigt> Oh.
[00:56] <Faeryn> A man is a miserable little pile of secrets!
[00:56] <Faeryn> A man is a miserable little pile of secrets!
[00:56] <Tigt> Maybe it is.
[00:56] <Faeryn> A man is a miserable little pile of secrets!
[00:56] <Faeryn> A man is a miserable little pile of secrets!
[00:56] <Faeryn> A man is a miserable little pile of secrets!
[00:56] <Faeryn> Billy, what is a man?
[00:56] <BillyTheBot> A vowel i guess.
[00:56] <Faeryn> he's pretty dedicated to this.
[00:57] <Tigt> A man is not a vowel
[00:57] <Faeryn> Billy, what is a vowel?
[00:57] <BillyTheBot> a vowel i think
Billy's pretty determined these days.
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