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Post by Sephy » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:01 pm

You know, I wanted this topic for a while, but I kept forgetting about it.
If you're a regular at the #drshnaps channel, you know that some convos can get pretty funny. Post your favorite quotes here!

(Just don't post 50 lines of a dull convo, k? Keep it short and to the point.)

Here's one to get you started (I know, it's the one in my sig):
<Sephy> MS PAINT COMIC IDEA
<Mirari_Irarim> Yay!
<Emperor_Augustus> No! Must..remain...pure..of...sexual...thoughts...
<Sephy> EA has the hots for LA!
<Sephy> *GASP*
<Sephy> THE TRUTH IS REVEALED

This one is a (rather old) favorite of mine, because it's offensive to Darrin. :P
Sephy: [23:02] Shadowking: well, yeah, but she's... eviler than is good for someone.
Sephy: SK thinks you're evil
Calacirya: ...
Calacirya: That little mean motherfucker
Calacirya: I'll kick his tiny 12 year old ass
Sephy: see, you scare little kids online
Sephy: even with that sexy body and cute voice
Calacirya: Then I'll package his ass and send it to Michael Jackson

Update! (the reaction to my post) xD
<Sephy> http://www.drshnaps.com/phpBB2/viewtopi ... 0217#50217
<Trista_Katagata> LMAO
<Mirari_Irarim> haha
<Kirbytheboss> heh
<Kirbytheboss> great, I'll need to watch what I say from now on
<Mirari_Irarim> As will I.
<Sephy> <Kirbytheboss> I like to put on makeup and make out with goth guys. They're so hot!
(...)
<Kirbytheboss> you're kidding me
<Emperor_Augustus> ...(to Sephy)...I hate you...
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Post by Soul Eater » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:31 pm

LOL! I've never been to the chat-room. I'll have to pay a visit.
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Post by Sephy » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:01 pm

Another one, by Trista's request (Pay attention to what kirbypwner says):

-!- Hyru is now known as Sephy-
< Trista_Katagata> ...
(...)
< Trista_Katagata> Oh you did NOT, you fucker.
(...)
* Trista_Katagata beats BBsman5 with a hammer.
< kirbypwner> OMG CLONEZ!
<@Tigt_> What did he do?
< Sephy-> bleh
< Trista_Katagata> Well, do you want to be beaten with a hammer, Tigt? >>
-!- Sephy- was kicked from #drshnaps by Sephy [Kicking myself!]
< Trista_Katagata> No? Let me kill this guy, then
<@Tigt_> What's the head weight?
< Trista_Katagata> LMAO
<@Tigt_> XD
< kirbypwner> damn, I wanted to slash him
< Trista_Katagata> ...
(...)
< kirbypwner> That's what I do with idiots
< Trista_Katagata> Sephy, please, log what KP just said


(xD Note: Hyru was BBsman5 pretending he was me.)
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Post by Trista Katagata » Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:02 pm

BAHAHAHA, 'I wanted to slash him.'

XD

Best quote EVAR, Sephy.
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Post by Tigt » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:11 pm

This one will always have a special place in my heart.

*Tigt tosses a Phoenix Down at Trista.
<Trista_Spirit>Thanks.
*Trista_Spirit is revived
***Trista_Spirit is now known as Trista_Katagata
<Tigt>How could you pick that up if you're incorporeal?
*Sephy uses a complex mix of black and white magic to rebuild Trista's body
<Trista_Katagata>Thanks. I...
<Trista_Katagata>Waitaminute...
<Trista_Katagata>:looks at Sephy: Why are my boobs 8 times bigger?

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Post by Shonikado » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:19 pm

Tigt wrote:*Insert funniest chatroom thing ever*


HOLY CRAP FUNNY!
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Post by Zall » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:19 pm

XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Post by Sephy » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:27 pm

Hey, nice job rememebring that quote from memory. Here's the actual transcript:


* Trista_Spirit is still floating.
* Tigt tosses Trista a Phoenix Down.
< Trista_Spirit> Oh hell...
* Trista_Spirit is revived.
< Tigt> Wait, you can't pick those up.
-!- Trista_Spirit is now known as Trista_Katagata
< Tigt> Because you're incorporeal.
* Trista_Katagata becomes solid nad falls ontop of Sephy. "Well this sucks."
< Tigt> : D
< Sephy> Oh no.
* Sephy uses a complicated mix of holy and dark magic to rebuild Trista's body
< Sephy> And if anyone asks, A WIZARD DID IT!
< Tigt> She looks like a female version of you now.
< soursurfer> Sephy, you're here!
< Trista_Katagata> Okay-- What the hell?
< Sephy> Yeah, I'm here when people say my name.
< Sephy> I'm like God
* Trista_Katagata pokes her chest. "Why are my boobs 8 times bigger?"
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Post by Sephy » Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:36 pm

More chatroom madness!

< OtakuLink> Billy, waffle.
<@BillyTheBot> OtakuLink spins the bottle .....
<@BillyTheBot> Where it will point nobody knows ....
<@BillyTheBot> Round and round it goes .....
<@BillyTheBot> and it slows and comes to a stop ...
<@BillyTheBot> pointing at ..... Mirari_Irarim!!!!
< OtakuLink> He's back!
<@BillyTheBot> Now, OtakuLink, you must explain what your feelings for Mirari_Irarim!!!
< OtakuLink> Err..
< OtakuLink> Should've just let him stay on away.
< Mirari_Irarim> Hahaha
< OtakuLink> I love you Mirari!
< Mirari_Irarim> Yay! I am loved!


<@Tigt> Watch this.
<@Tigt> Billy, what is love?
<@BillyTheBot> baby don't hurt tigt i suppose
< King_Guacamole> ......
< King_Guacamole> I'm very, very confused now
<@Sephy> Billy was sodomized by Tigt
<@Sephy> And he called it "love"
<@Sephy> So Billy is now scared of "love"
< King_Guacamole> .........
<@Tigt> Exactly.
< King_Guacamole> That is so, so wrong
< King_Guacamole> how did you go about Sodomizing the bot!?
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Post by Trista Katagata » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:14 pm

[16:15] <Trista_Katagata> Billy did you cheat on Quazalle with Wario?
[16:15] <BillyTheBot> How could i when i had Quazalle rinseing on the desk.
[16:16] <Trista_Katagata> . . .
[16:16] <Angel_Keeper> ...oh god my brain
[16:16] <Eldred_Fireax> O.o
[16:16] <Anja> 0.0
[16:16] <Quazalle> o . o
[16:16] <Eldred_Fireax> What. The. Hell.

Just happened. Read what Billy said. XD
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Post by Eldred Fireax » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:59 pm

This is what happens when I come into the chatroom and people start shouting random things at me.

[20:57] <Eldred_Fireax> hello everyone
[20:57] <Angel_Keeper> RAPE
[20:57] <King_Guacamole> SMEE?
[20:57] <Eldred_Fireax> ...wtf?
[20:57] <King_Guacamole> XD
[20:57] <King_Guacamole> poor EF.
[20:57] <King_Guacamole> All he's seen is
[20:57] <King_Guacamole> RAPE. SMEE?
[20:58] <Eldred_Fireax> I'm scared now.
[20:58] <Trista_Katagata> http://www.deviantart.com/view/26506926/
[20:58] <Angel_Keeper> Rape Smee?
[20:58] <Trista_Katagata> SMEE~
[20:58] <Eldred_Fireax> This is getting logged.

Just happened a while ago.

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Post by CX Flake » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:02 pm

A litle while after...

[20:58] <King_Guacamole> wow
[20:58] <King_Guacamole> the word rape blew Billy
[20:58] <King_Guacamole> ....
[20:58] <King_Guacamole> ew

Ahh, short, yet simple. xD
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Post by KP » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:29 pm

To tell the truth, I don't really get the whole "I wanted to slash him" thing. -.-"

But these others are quite funny. I want to see more of this!

EDIT: Never mind, I get it. :shock:
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Post by KP » Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:59 pm

Billy is a retard, but is quite funny.

[15:57] * kirbypwner pokes Billy with a stick in his ass.
[15:58] <BillyTheBot> ow hey! that was my only nose :[
[15:58] <Quazalle> o.O
[15:58] <kirbypwner> Your nose is in your ass?
[15:58] <kirbypwner> WHAT THE HELL?
[15:58] <Darrin> brown-noser
[15:58] <Darrin> lol
[15:58] <kirbypwner> rofl
[15:58] <Quazalle> ROTFL

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Post by Shonikado » Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:58 pm

[13:57] * Quazalle holds Billy in her arms and kisses him
[13:57] * BillyTheBot holds Quazalle
[13:57] <Quazalle> I love you Billy
[13:57] <Quazalle> I...I LOVE YOU!
[13:57] <Quazalle> Billy, will you marry me?
[13:57] <BillyTheBot> Ok but you have to hold my nail.
[13:57] <Quazalle> Of course I will.
[13:57] * Quazalle holds Billy's nail
[13:57] <kirbypwner> funniest video ever
[13:57] * BillyTheBot holds Quazalle
[13:57] <BillyTheBot> what a nice man
[13:58] <kirbypwner> OH MY GOD!
[13:58] <Quazalle> Keep on holding me Billy.
[13:58] <Quazalle> Billy, you have to give me an engagement ring.
[13:58] <shonic> Like, WTF.
[13:58] <Quazalle> Billy, buy me an engagement ring.
[13:58] * shonic says WTF again
[13:59] <kirbypwner> !order diamond ring
[13:59] <shonic> !Eat diamond ring
[13:59] <King_Guacamole> .....
[13:59] <kirbypwner> damn
[13:59] <kirbypwner> stupid lag.

WOO.
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