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Re: mr gibs

Post by Nanoko » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:02 pm

>Throw the playpen for a diversion.
The playpen is much too large for you to pick up!

>He can never know. Escape as quickly as possible
He may be the gym teacher, but you've always been faster. You know this in your heart.

You dash out the door and across the gym.

"What th- Goddammit Mr. Gibbons!" he shouts back at you as the distance between you widens. You are panicking, but you have plenty of energy to keep running. There is a stage to the south for presentations, and open exits to the east and west

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Post by Angel Keeper » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:03 pm

Give the show they've been waiting for.
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Post by Tigt » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:04 pm

Put a fart in his jar
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Post by Nanoko » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:13 pm

>Give the show they've been waiting for.
Instead of leaving the gym, you decide to dash to the stage. It is a good 5 feet tall, but you daftly jump on top of it. You do a little twirl and look cute. The gym teacher is slowly jogging towards you.

>Put a fart in his jar
After doing a few more tricks, you lay prone with your butt in the air, waiting for the gym teacher to arrive. As he approaches, he stops jogging and cautiously approaches you with hands extended. You release a silent fart. This is it.

"Come on Mr. Gibbons. Let's go- oh COME ON!" he says, in slight discomfort.

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Post by Angel Keeper » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:15 pm

Backflip behind him to the gym floor.
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Post by Tigt » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:17 pm

Trip him from your prone position
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Post by Nanoko » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:20 pm

>Backflip behind him to the gym floor.
You deftly backflip over him and land perfectly. You resume running stance. The gym teacher begins crying.

>Trip him from your prone position
You bite at his leg and pull him over. The gym teacher falls hard and cracks his head against the hard rubber floor. He is bleeding profusely, and you seem to have knocked him out.

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Post by Tigt » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:25 pm

Call a fucking doctor
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Post by Nanoko » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:26 pm

>Call a fucking doctor
A what now?
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Post by Angel Keeper » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:28 pm

Open the door to the wild blue yonder
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Re: mr gibs

Post by Firebird » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:36 pm

Momentarily reflect upon today's actions.
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Post by Nanoko » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:40 pm

>Open the door to the wild blue yonder
Having had enough of the stuffy air in the gym, you decide to take the [east] exit to the outside world.

You are standing directly outside the gym, in a playground enclosed by a chain link fence. there is barbed wire at the top of the fence. There are a few kids still scraggling about. "Hi Mr. Gibbons!" a little girl calls at you as she passes. The remaining kids are waiting for their parents to arrive to take them home. Amidst all the excitement, you had forgotten that you were reasonably hungry. You are now pretty hungry.

To the west you may return to the gym. There is a small crevice in the side of the building where the exhaust system for the boiler room used to be.

>Momentarily reflect upon today's actions.
Today seems distinctly unremarkable. However, if you list all of today's achievements, you did manage to eliminate one faculty member. This should leave 9 more. Or at least, that's how many you've met. You have no idea who's pulling the strings outside of whom you know personally. You scratch your head a little bit and think about how nice the air is outside.
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Post by Angel Keeper » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:45 pm

Scour crevice for food.
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Re: mr gibs

Post by Firebird » Sun Nov 23, 2014 9:29 pm

Ponder the nutritional value of little kids on the playground.
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Re: mr gibs

Post by Nanoko » Mon Nov 24, 2014 12:39 am

>Ponder the nutritional value of little kids on the playground.
There's plenty of great opportunities just wandering around the playground. A couple of kids are munching on soggy turkey sandwiches, which catches your eye.

>scour crevice for food
You decide to check out the hole in the wall to see if anything more interesting to eat is hiding in there. It's dark in there. You're not sure how far or where exactly the crevice goes, but it seems with a bit of effort you should be able to fit your body inside.
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