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Re: Psyche

Post by Drshnaps » Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:56 pm

Firebird wrote:"We're not voices, we're fairies! We just want to play with you! All you need to do is get out of the hospital and believe."
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Oh yeah, that's a mature response. I'm crazy not ...


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Wait, what?

Zeph wrote:Take a look around, anything different today?
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Something is different, but it has nothing to do with the room.

Ignoring the rude falsetto, that last voice came in much clearer than usual. And more importantly, despite the sarcasm, it seemed like it was actually responding to what I was thinking.

That's ... bizarre! Usually the voices just spout complete nonsense. This ... wasn't just a coincidence was it?

Hello? ... can anyone out there actually understand me?

Tigt wrote:Look under the bed, god damn you! There might be something under there!
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GWAAAAUGH!!! OKAY OKAYOKAY!!


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... there's nothing under here but a bedpan ... which I don't use, mind you, since I am not incapable of walking to the bathroom.

Jeez, don't do that! I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain it's a bad idea to try and make a paranoid schizophrenic even more paranoid.
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Re: Psyche

Post by Angel Keeper » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:00 pm

Perhaps you should sing a song to calm down. You look nervous.
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Re: Psyche

Post by Firebird » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:06 pm

Now look IN THE BEDPAN.
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Re: Psyche

Post by Tigt » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:08 pm

Find second smock posthaste to cover unsightly buttcrack.
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Re: Psyche

Post by Drshnaps » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:29 pm

Tigt wrote:Find second smock posthaste to cover unsightly buttcrack.
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It's barely even a smock, just a disposable hospital gown. And I'd still be wearing my regular clothes if the nurse hadn't ...


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Wait ... you can see me too?


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Re: Psyche

Post by Tigt » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:43 pm

It's more of a form of echolocation, but with small puffs of wind. Breath echolocation, if you will.

That's right. I was blowing on your ass.
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Re: Psyche

Post by Angel Keeper » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:07 pm

Take a chill pill. Surely it can't hurt.
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Re: Psyche

Post by Zero (0) » Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:59 pm

> Figure out what ails you.

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Re: Psyche

Post by Afrohawkman » Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:33 pm

We're not voices, we're guardian angels trying to help you. You have little reason to trust us but you must try. It's the only way you can escape this place.
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Barlak wrote:I think this concludes the Pirates vs Ninjas debate. How many legitimate ninjas are left in the world and do they pose ANY threat at all?
LeoModesto wrote:If you knew, they'd be bad ninjas.

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Re: Psyche

Post by Drshnaps » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:42 pm

Afrohawkman wrote:We're not voices, we're guardian angels trying to help you. You have little reason to trust us but you must try. It's the only way you can escape this place.
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Yeah, sorry. As much as I'd like to believe that I have a swarm of guardian angels looking out for me, I have a hard time believing you are angels. If you were, half of you wouldn't be constantly acting like ...

Tigt wrote:It's more of a form of echolocation, but with small puffs of wind. Breath echolocation, if you will.

That's right. I was blowing on your ass.
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... yeah, like that.


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But wait ... what did you mean "escape this place"? I'm not here against my will you know ... I can leave any time I want.

... can't I ...?

It WAS strange that the nurse took my clothes ... was that to dissuade me from walking out?


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Well the door is still unlocked anyways ... but ... oh god, do you know something I should know?!

Angel Keeper wrote:Take a chill pill. Surely it can't hurt.
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THE PILLS OBVIOUSLY DON'T WORK


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Well then again ... maybe they do ... to a certain extent.

I mean, I guess hearing coherent voices is an step up from hearing random nonsense ones?


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Plus it's been a while since I've seen ... the visions.
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Re: Psyche

Post by Tigt » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:43 pm

That was a terrible movie, wasn't it?
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Re: Psyche

Post by Eldred Fireax » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:44 pm

Visions? Could you describe those? Without freaking out, hopefully.

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Re: Psyche

Post by Angel Keeper » Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:43 am

Of course it's a step up. Gibberish in your head is no better than static in the radio. We're company!
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Re: Psyche

Post by King Guacamole » Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:34 am

KILL EVERYTHING JOHNNY. KILL THEM ALL.

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Re: Psyche

Post by Afrohawkman » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:34 pm

Very well. If you don't believe that I'm trying to help, why don't you try leaving this room? That is, if you can.
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Barlak wrote:I think this concludes the Pirates vs Ninjas debate. How many legitimate ninjas are left in the world and do they pose ANY threat at all?
LeoModesto wrote:If you knew, they'd be bad ninjas.

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