Search found 171 matches

by King Guacamole
Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:51 am
Forum: General
Topic: Dear Tim Burton: you suck and I hate you.
Replies: 105
Views: 63549

Re: Dear Tim Burton: you suck and I hate you.

what is this i don't even
by King Guacamole
Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:51 am
Forum: General
Topic: You know what?
Replies: 1828
Views: 402075

Re: You know what?

ROOMMATE IF YOU CONTINUE TO EAT AND DRINK SO LOUDLY THAT I CAN HEAR IT ACROSS THE ROOM I WILL CHOKE YOU WITH AN EXTENSION CORD
by King Guacamole
Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:47 am
Forum: General
Topic: You know what?
Replies: 1828
Views: 402075

Re: You know what?

FUCK YOU, SCHOOL.

200 DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING FRENCH TEXTBOOK?

NO, NO NO NO.

FUCK YOU.
by King Guacamole
Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:34 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Worst Movies of 2011
Replies: 16
Views: 40915

Re: Worst Movies of 2011

Nanoko wrote:While I've seen plenty of bad movies this year (Most notably Daybreakers, which I absolutely despise), the only terrible movie (I think?) I've seen from 2011 so far is HORRIBLE BOSSES
I will eat your face.
by King Guacamole
Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:18 am
Forum: General
Topic: Worst Movies of 2011
Replies: 16
Views: 40915

Re: Worst Movies of 2011

My girlfriend and I liked Sucker Punch, admitting to one another we had no idea what he was going for, but we found it enjoyable to eat popcorn at.
by King Guacamole
Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:37 am
Forum: General
Topic: You know what?
Replies: 1828
Views: 402075

Re: You know what?

It seems like no matter where I go, I encounter people who seem to have the baseline desire to be offended. They poke around and try and find something that they disagree with - or in some cases, don't even disagree with but can take on the mantle of devil's advocate just so they can argue something...
by King Guacamole
Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:42 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Psyche
Replies: 53
Views: 99136

Re: Psyche

Take off your gown, show her your meat so she'll show you hers.
by King Guacamole
Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:34 am
Forum: General
Topic: Psyche
Replies: 53
Views: 99136

Re: Psyche

KILL EVERYTHING JOHNNY. KILL THEM ALL.
by King Guacamole
Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:03 am
Forum: General
Topic: You know what?
Replies: 1828
Views: 402075

Re: You know what?

My autobiographical course is completely female-centric and I'm having trouble getting involved in the reading material because I can't relate to menstruation, pregnancy, or being oppressed in the olden days. Is this how women feel in any other course? I recognize that most courses I've taken thus f...
by King Guacamole
Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:34 am
Forum: General
Topic: The DSP Movie Logs
Replies: 1133
Views: 406568

Re: The DSP Movie Logs

I saw Real Steel and I LIKED IT.
by King Guacamole
Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:36 am
Forum: General
Topic: You know what?
Replies: 1828
Views: 402075

Re: You know what?

I legitimately just sat through a classroom debate on libertarianism wherein the pro side literally stood on the position "poor people are just lazy."

I think a blood vessel in my brain exploded.
by King Guacamole
Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:27 pm
Forum: Best of Olde Times
Topic: Chatroom Logs
Replies: 2897
Views: 820313

Re: Chatroom Logs

<King_Guacamole> Anyway, back to the original topic, Eldred lose weight we're concerned about your health <Eldred_Fireax> I think you've lost track of the conversation <Anja> I think this is where the entire conversation was leading to <Notflake> we couldn't find it over your enormous body <Anja> E...
by King Guacamole
Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:00 am
Forum: Best of Olde Times
Topic: The Real You!
Replies: 2491
Views: 566340

Re: The Real You!

Wow, look at him go. That suave picture is a real keeper.
by King Guacamole
Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:33 pm
Forum: General
Topic: I'm making like a baby
Replies: 20
Views: 52825

Re: I'm making like a baby

Bitch I will make you cry NOW.

You've said a lot of things I've thought myself, and it's been a pleasant experience, overall. We'll see you again, I'm sure, so it's not goodbye as much as See you later.
by King Guacamole
Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:42 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The DSP Movie Logs
Replies: 1133
Views: 406568

Re: The DSP Movie Logs

I saw Horrible Bosses and it was good. I like Charlie Day because he also is good. Yes.